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“My only regrets are the moments when i doubted myself and took the safe route. Life is too short to waste time being unhappy.”
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“Unless you have great parents or some inspirational teacher from a movie that pushes you to follow your dreams, you can't expect a kid to be smart enough to realize they can do what they want with their life before they've been pushed through the school system into having an average life.”
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“To me, the meaning of a human life is to be happy. It's to achieve happiness right now, it's to make sure you're happy in the future.
And if some people on YouTube try to have a message to give people, I guess that mine is: do whatever you have to do to be happy.”
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And if some people on YouTube try to have a message to give people, I guess that mine is: do whatever you have to do to be happy.”
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“These days, in the world of apps and social media and â€� idiot friends, it is literally impossible to avoid spoilers.
If a character dies, it is gonna be the number one trending topic on Twitter, it is gonna be the top trending story on Facebook � and Reddit and Tumblr just turn into a completely uncensored memorial service of memes.
This happens all the time with sports results, but â€� I shit you not â€� I once got a notification from the BBC News app saying that a character in a show I was watching had just died! I thought that news notifications are supposed to be for impending natural disasters, not for just ruining my bloody afternoon.”
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If a character dies, it is gonna be the number one trending topic on Twitter, it is gonna be the top trending story on Facebook � and Reddit and Tumblr just turn into a completely uncensored memorial service of memes.
This happens all the time with sports results, but â€� I shit you not â€� I once got a notification from the BBC News app saying that a character in a show I was watching had just died! I thought that news notifications are supposed to be for impending natural disasters, not for just ruining my bloody afternoon.”
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“That’s why I’m here, I’m here for two reasons. To entertain you with stories of my life so , you know, you can find them entertaining. But then maybe compare them to your own lives and not feel so alone with the issues that you go with, go through. And think, “Wow, I’m scared of going to my first day of work, but there is a guy called Dan who actually sold an axe to a childâ€�. And the other half of it is me kind of like articulating my own profound observations on the universe, which is really just an excuse to give myself a therapy. Apparently other people enjoy watching it too wow”
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“I'm holding you back from achieving things in your life by forcing you to sit here and watch this.”
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“Actually believe in your potential. You spend all day and all night daydreaming and sometimes talking to yourself... out loud, which people can see by the way so maybe consider stopping that, about all the things you wish you could be and do, but instead you doubt yourself and say its impossible, and instead of following your unrealistic dreams, you should accept that you're an average person that will never get lucky and should just do what the world seems to have laid out for you like.. study law at University.
That's not gonna go down well, just trust me there. You are a horrific procrastinator and one day you will just mature enough to look past what you have been told about the world, and decide to take it into your own hands, and that will finally make you happy.”
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That's not gonna go down well, just trust me there. You are a horrific procrastinator and one day you will just mature enough to look past what you have been told about the world, and decide to take it into your own hands, and that will finally make you happy.”
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