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“Desandra shrugged her shoulders. "Hey, Kate? Have you thought of walking up to Hugh and telling him that he's got the biggest dick ever?" She spread her arms to the size of a baseball bat.
"No, you think it would work?" I asked.
"It's worth a try. May be he'll be so happy you noticed his pork sword, he'll forget all about trying to kill us."
Pork sword. Kill me now. "I'll think about it."
Ascanio began patting his clothes.
"What?" Derek growled.
"Looking for something to take notes with.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Breaks

“What the hell is this?â€� Desandra asked
“This is Cuddles. She's a mammoth donkey.�
Derek grinned, leaning on the fence. “Do you have any self-respect left?�
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― Ilona Andrews, Magic Breaks

“Where are we going?â€� Desandra asked.
“We’re going to Blue Ribbon Stables,� I said. “It’s the closest place to rent a horse.
“Why?� Desandra asked.
“Because I can’t keep up with you on foot,� I said.
“And she runs like a rhino.� Derek added. “You can hear her a mile away.�
Traitor. “I thought you had my back?�
“I do,� Derek said. “The rhino running is nice. Makes it easy to keep track of you. If I ever lose you, I just have to listen and there you are.�
“Yes,� Desandra agreed. “It’s convenient.�
I laughed.
“Are you always this casual?� Robert asked.
“Derek and I worked together for a long time,� I told him. “He’s allowed some leeway.�
“What about Desandra?�
“She only bothers with protocol when she wants something. The rest of the time it’s lewd jokes and descriptions of plums.�
Desandra snickered.
Robert’s eyebrows crept up. “Plums?�
I waved my hand. “Don’t ask.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Breaks

“Ghastek, why haven’t you married?â€� I asked.
He gave me a thin-lipped smile. “Because if I were to get married, I would want to have a family. To me, marriage means children.�
“So what’s the problem? Shooting blanks?�
Desandra asked.
Kill me.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds