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“there was nothing wrong: just a touch of the back-door trots - not the flux, for there was no sign of blood, no spotting in the mustard. 'I know how to take care o' myself: not the first time I've had a run of the squitters and collywobbles.”
― Amitav Ghosh, Sea of Poppies

“There’s a rumble in your tum,
That makes you feel glum,
Diarrhea,
Diarrhea.

There’s a feeling in your rear,
That fills you with fear,
Diarrhea,
Diarrhea.

Then it comes out of your bum,
Like a bullet from a gun,
Diarrhea,
Diarrhea.

Discovered and remastered by Max Tew and Seb Howarth”
― Jane Wilson-Howarth, How to Shit Around the World: The Art of Staying Clean and Healthy While Traveling