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“When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups

“BOLLOXIMIAN:

My pleasures for new cunts I will uphold,
And have reserves of kindness for the old.
I grant in absence dildo may be used
With milk of goats, when once our seed’s infused.
My prick no more to bald cunt shall resort�
Merkins rub off, and often spoil the sport.

POCKENELLO:

Let merkin, sir, be banished from the court.

PENE:

'Tis like a dead hedge when the land is poor.”
― John Wilmot, Sodom, Or The Quintessence Of Debauchery

“You’ve already got one of those dildos lodged in your arse, haven’t you?â€� an exasperated Grace asked as she looked around at the collection of adult DVDs, sex toys and underwear. “I’ve lived too long â€� this all looks really boring to me.â€� She grinned at du Bois. “Still, must make a pleasant change from the hair shirt and self-flagellation.”
― Gavin G. Smith, A Quantum Mythology

“The guys who appeared to have a genuine interest in the videos and products at the arcade confounded everyone. You couldn’t be sure who was actually looking to fool around. It was even more disconcerting when a straight couple came in to check out dildos and cheap negligees, as if taking a shot at spicing up their sex life or beginning in earnest their earliest dalliances into swinging.”
― Drew Nellins Smith, Arcade