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“I rarely end up where I was intending to go, but often I end up somewhere I needed to be.”
― Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

“I'm very glad you asked me that, Mrs Rawlinson. The term `holistic' refers to my conviction that what we are concerned with here is the fundamental interconnectedness of all things. I do not concern myself with such petty things as fingerprint powder, telltale pieces of pocket fluff and inane footprints. I see the solution to each problem as being detectable in the pattern and web of the whole. The connections between causes and effects are often much more subtle and complex than we with our rough and ready understanding of the physical world might naturally suppose, Mrs Rawlinson.

"Let me give you an example. If you go to an acupuncturist with toothache he sticks a needle instead into your thigh. Do you know why he does that, Mrs Rawlinson?

No, neither do I, Mrs Rawlinson, but we intend to find out. A pleasure talking to you, Mrs Rawlinson. Goodbye.”
― Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

“You have carjacking back in old England?â€�

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“People walk up to you, steal your car.�

“No, but thanks for asking. We have people who clean your windscreen against your will, but, er...�

Joe barked with contempt.

“The thing is,� explained Dirk, “in London you could certainly walk up to someone and steal their car, but you wouldn't be able to drive it away.�

“Some kinda fancy device?�

“No, just traffic,â€� said Dirk.”
― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

“What I mean is that if you really want to understand something, the best way is to try and explain it to someone else. That forces you to sort it out in your own mind.”
― Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

“Just says prepaid ticket for Mr. Dirk Gently to Albuquerque, New Mexico, to be collected. Were you not expecting to go to Albuquerque today, sir?â€�

“I was expecting to end up somewhere I didn’t expect, I just wasn’t expecting it to be Albuquerque, that’s all.�

“Sounds like it’s an excellent destination for you, Mr. Gently. Enjoy your flight.”
― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

“We called ourselves The Reasonably Good Band, but in fact we weren't. Our intention was to be the Beatles of the early eighties, but we got much better financial and legal advice than the Beatles ever did, which was basically 'Don't bother,' so we didn't. I left Cambridge and starved for three years.”
― Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

“A single tune danced through his mind and all his attention rested upon it. It was a tune that seethed through the magical flood, shaped it, formed it, lived through it hugely, lived through it minutely, was its very essence. It bounced and trilled along, at first a little tripping tune, then it slowed, then it danced again but with more difficulty, seemed to founder in eddies of doubt and confusion, and then suddenly revealed that the eddies were just the first ripples of a huge new wave of energy surging up joyfully from underneath.”
― Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

“Two places away to the left was the don who had been Richard’s Director of Studies in English, who showed no signs of recognising him at all. This was hardly surprising since Richard had spent his three years here assiduously avoiding him, often to the extent of growing a beard and pretending to be someone else.”
― Douglas Adams

“Azt javasolnám, használják levénehezéknek.
- Az nem lenne jó, uram - tiltakozott a rendőr. - Akkor folyton kinyílna az ajtó.
- Ezt hogy érti? - kérdezte Richard.
- Merthogy ajtótámaszténak használom. Ebben az évszakban pocsék huzat van az irodában. Nyáron persze arra használjuk, hogy fejbe vágjuk vele a gyanúsítottakat.”
― Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency