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“The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.”
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“Maybe part of find what you wanted was recognizing what you didn't want. Maybe there was hope for me yet.”
― Must Love Dogs
― Must Love Dogs
“Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce....?”
― And That’s Why I’m Single
― And That’s Why I’m Single
“He's half my ex-husband's age, but twice as energetic when we have sex. And twice as grateful afterwards.”
― Power of a Woman
― Power of a Woman
“If she’d kept up her AAA membership, she would have called them, but after the divorce, she’d had to cut some things out. Roadside assistance was one of them. Aargh.”
― Craving Candy
― Craving Candy
“Hey lady.â€� Sandy wrapped her arms around Darcy’s neck and kissed her cheek quickly. “So, are we burning anything of his in some occult ritual that will curse him and all his unborn children till the end of their days, or are we just going to key his car?”
― Vampires of the Chesapeake: Kian MacTiernan
― Vampires of the Chesapeake: Kian MacTiernan
“Never make a person feel, that he/she is very (extra) special.. Cause, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth him/her.”
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“When you don’t want something or someone anymore, the truth is, you don’t give a damn about who has it. And that’s the truth. - TheAffidavitOfNiedriaDionneKenny”
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“Never make a person feel, that s/he is very (extra) special.. because, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth her/him.”
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“Investing in a prenup is like buying life insurance, you buy it with the hope that you will never benefit from it.”
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“What did your husband do to make you leave him?â€�
“He breathed.”
― Lady Be Good: The Life and Times of Dorothy Hale
“He breathed.”
― Lady Be Good: The Life and Times of Dorothy Hale
“she appeared in the doorway of his study and placidly announced she was leaving him. "It's you, not me," she said.”
― Death at the Sign of the Rook
― Death at the Sign of the Rook
“There’s life after divorce, Sarah,â€� my father proclaimed, not that he’d ever been divorced.”
― Must Love Dogs
― Must Love Dogs
“It's hard to imagine, seeing all of us breathing yet one day each of us shall be gone, leaving memories.”
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“Divorce is success. Failure is staying married to a person you no longer love.”
― Masterplan Your Success: Deadline Your Dreams
― Masterplan Your Success: Deadline Your Dreams
“If your divorce starts to resemble modern politics, it's the perfect time to channel a high minded hero.”
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“Does she still show affection by swatting a fly with a brick?â€� His words reeked of bitterness as one of his thrills was taking jabs at his ex-wife every chance he got.”
― Tajrish
― Tajrish
“It was a woman who drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.”
― Tajrish
― Tajrish
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