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“Hitting your puppy does nothing to help potty-train her, but what it will do is make her afraid of you. Bailey doesn鈥檛 know where she鈥檚 supposed to potty at this age, so it鈥檚 up to you to help her learn. Believe it or not, accidents in the house are people problems, not puppy problems.鈥�
鈥淭old you,鈥� Allison said under her breath, looking down at her hands.
鈥淗uh. So, no smacks?鈥�
Morgan shook her head vigorously. 鈥淣o smacks, ever, for any reason.鈥�
Jared frowned. 鈥淓verybody鈥檚 a snowflake these days, I guess.鈥� He leaned over in front of his puppy on the exam table. 鈥淲ant to talk about your feelings, Bailey? Will that keep you from shitting in the house?鈥�
Allison laughed nervously. 鈥淛ared, stop.鈥�
鈥淚 know some excellent puppy trainers I can refer you to,鈥� Morgan said, looking at Allison. 鈥淭hey can help you with potty-training.鈥� She glanced at Jared. 鈥淢anners too.”
― Victoria Schade, Dog Friendly