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“It is observed, that the red haired of both sexes are more libidinous and mischievous than the rest, whom yet they much exceed in strength and activity.”
― Jonathan Swift, Gulliver鈥檚 Travels

“(Sakaki and Osaka lying on towels at the beach)

...

Osaka: You know them Hemmorrhoids...

Sakaki: ...Eh? =-O

Osaka: Some folks call 'em "Hemorrhoids", but others call 'em "Roids".

Why does the one not have an "H" in it? Which one's right?

Sakaki: ......

Osaka: Would it be under "H" or "R" in the dictionary?

Sakaki: ...I don't know. =/”
― Kiyohiko Azuma, Azumanga Daioh: The Omnibus

“Friends for life eh? Why? How long do I have left?”
― Christina Engela, Pearls Before Swine