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“And you can tell Darroc that Ms. Lane is mine. If he wants her, he can bloody well come and get her”
― Karen Marie Moning, Dreamfever

“Amanda doesn't hate you. She's jealous of you."
"What? Todd listen. Drugs are bad, buddy. You shouldn't do them first thing in the morning. Wait until after lunch at least.”
― Kristin Walker, A Match Made in High School

“I couldn't exactly blame Jane Austen for being a romantic. What the hell else was there to do back then for fun?”
― Kristin Walker, A Match Made in High School

“If I was Todd's wife in real life, I'd have to kill myself. Okay, maybe I'm being a bit melodramatic. I wouldn't kill myself. But I'd definitely turn lesbian, at the very least.”
― Kristin Walker, A Match Made in High School

“Rhythm? Not only do I have to defy gravity. I have to have rhythm while I do it?”
― Kristin Walker, A Match Made in High School

“You're not gay, are you?
What?!
I mean you've never had a boyfriend. And you're not exactly...girly.
I'm not gay. I'm just unpopular.”
― Kristin Walker, A Match Made in High School

“I"d done more apologizing in the past week than a politician with a crack pipe and a sex addiction.”
― Kristin Walker, A Match Made in High School

“Your neck smells like cheese,' I said.
'Oh,' He said, 'that's my cheese cologne. I have a whole selection. Chedder, American, Swiss.”
― Kristin Walker, A Match Made in High School

“It's refreshing to see you using your psychology skills for evil as well as for good.”
― Kristin Walker, A Match Made in High School

“Around here news travels faster than mono, and by the end of the day, the whole school had heard about Todd's and my standoff with Principal Miller and Maggie Klein. By the time the story circulated and came back around to me, I had apparently bitch-slapped Maggie Klein and then tongued Todd in front of Principal Miller.
Oh, and Mom was a former showgirl in an all-gay revue.”
― Kristin Walker, A Match Made in High School

“He isn't so bad."
"You're not fake-married to him.”
― Kristin Walker, A Match Made in High School

“Good, stupid high school boys aren't worth It" She throws an arm over my shoulder. "They're trained to like a certain type of girl, with highlights and pretty nails- the kind who are good at remembering to put on lotion every morning after they shower." She smiles like she's got a dirty secret. "And let's face it..... sluts.”
― Siobhan Vivian, Same Difference

“And i was buck-naked. Which probably would have made for an interesting night, but the last time i'd checked i was neither a porn star or a prostitute.”
― Kristin Walker, A Match Made in High School

“Todd came toward me with the squad trailing behind him like a street gang of angry thugs with breasts.”
― Kristin Walker, A Match Made in High School

“She crashed. I think she was literally high on sugar.
Seriously I thought she was going to start free basing pixy stix.”
― Kristin Walker, A Match Made in High School

“It was seven-thirty. The dance started in half an hour. And I was buck-naked. Which probably would have made an interesting night, but the last time I'd checked I was neither a porn star nor a prostitute.
I'd already tried on every half-decent outfit, every quarter-decent outfit, even every limit-of-f-as-decent-approaches-zero-is-infinity outfit.”
― Kristin Walker, A Match Made in High School

“So I've made up with Mar. I've made up with Señor Shitslacks. I'd even forged a shaky truce with Amanda. The only person I still needed to deal with was Johnny Mercer. Oh yeah, I had to kill Gabe Walker, too, but there was plenty of time for that.”
― Kristin Walker, A Match Made in High School

“I tensed up like someone had just given me a surprise rectal exam.”
― Kristin Walker, A Match Made in High School

“All in all, he looked kind of ... dangerous. Like he could kick somebody's ass, big time, but with style. Like a suave, tough-guy super spy.”
― Kristin Walker, A Match Made in High School

“She was smiling as she leaned toward Reed, who stooped down to put his lips against her ear. He would tell her that he wanted to travel to Merendon, or Marring Cross or Cranfield, someplace far away and exotic. He was the sort of man whose wish altered every year.

He said in a voice that only she could hear: "I wish you were not my sister."

She pulled back and stared up at him. He smiled, his face just faintly touched with sadness, and tossed his true-love into the fire.”
― Sharon Shinn, The Safe-Keeper's Secret

“Are you saying...you can make people normal again?" I breathe out, the idea too tantalizing for my own good.
Allie nods. "That's the goal.”
― Natalie Whipple

“The physical laws of nature do not apply to the one who created them.”
― Carey Corp & Lorie Langdon, Doon

“So he likes being mean to you. And you like that he likes bean mean to you.
And I like being mean to him too.”
― Kristin Walker, A Match Made in High School

“Pure, unselfish love can break any spell.”
― Carey Corp & Lorie Langdon, Doon

“Naughty Fiona was on lockdown in bad-girl solitary confinement.”
― Candis Terry, Sweet Surprise

“Swimming in bewilderment, Fiona somehow managed to remain relatively calm while the man who'd starred in her dreams for months sat beside her on the sofa. Relatively calm - in her dictionary - loosely translated to not drooling or humiliating herself.”
― Candis Terry, Sweet Surprise

“We can put the mattress on the floor and I'll sleep on the box springs. That okay, princess?"
"That's okay."
"Have you seen Shrek? The cartoon?"
"No, why?"
"Because you remind me of Princess Fiona. Not quite as curvy, of course."
"Of course."
"C'mon... give me a hand? This mattress weighs a ton."
"You're right," she groaned. "What the hell is in here?"
"Generations of peasants who died of fatigue."
"Charming.”
― Anna Gavalda, Hunting and Gathering

“Power is power, and represents a threat until it is understood.”
― Roger Zelazny, Sign of Chaos

“You dream of those you love because there is a bond between you. The spirits recognize this. That bond has power in the Fade."

"I once dreamed Loghain brought me a barrel of cheeze. I opened it up, and there were mice inside. Made of cheese. Which we ate while singing sea chanteys. Are you saying this held some deeper meaning?”
― David Gaider, The Calling