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“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
― Arnold Schwarzenegger

“It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago”
― Dan Quayle

“When the President does it , that means that it is not illegal.”
― Richard M. Nixon

“I love California; I practically grew up in Phoenix.”
― Dan Quayle

“He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it—you can see it all over their faces.”
― Ron Atkinson

“Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs”
― Nancy Pelosi

“If Lincoln were alive today he'd be turning over in his grave.”
― Gerald R. Ford

“We've got to stand with our North Korean allies.”
― Sarah Palin

“I took the initiative in creating the Internet”
― Al Gore

“The Cuban Missile Crisis. It had to do with Cuba and missiles, I'm pretty sure.”
― Dana Perino

“The woman beside him was shivering, her arms clasped around herself, her knees drawn up. “Sorry,â€� he said. “The heater in the old whore takes a long time to warm up.â€� A second after he spoke, he remembered he was talking to a priest. “Oh, Jesus,â€� he said, caught himself, then blurted out, “Christ!â€� at his own stupidity before he could help it. He hung his head, laughing and groaning at the same time.

“You! Swearing in front of a priest!â€� She pointed her finger at his chest. “Drop and gimme twenty!â€� He stared at her, not sure he was hearing right. She smiled slowly, her eyes half-closing. “Gotcha.”
― Julia Spencer-Fleming, In the Bleak Midwinter

“I was the Willy Wonka of slip-ups”
― Jason June, Jay's Gay Agenda