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“This is a day of celebration!
Today, we are divorcing the past
and marrying the present.
Dance,
and you will find God
in every room.
Today, we are divorcing resentment
and marrying forgiveness.
Sing,
and God will find you
in every tune.
Today, we are divorcing indifference
and marrying love.
Drink, and play that tambourine
against your thighs.
We have so much celebrating to do!”
―
Today, we are divorcing the past
and marrying the present.
Dance,
and you will find God
in every room.
Today, we are divorcing resentment
and marrying forgiveness.
Sing,
and God will find you
in every tune.
Today, we are divorcing indifference
and marrying love.
Drink, and play that tambourine
against your thighs.
We have so much celebrating to do!”
―

“I tried sex once with a woman and it was Gala. It was overated. I tried sex once with a man and that man was the famous juggler Frederico Garcia Lorca. It was very painful.”
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“A happy clown inside spat out a pig-in-a-blanket and yelled at the cute waitress holding the tray. 鈥� I had to throw up but other than the banker鈥檚 suit forcing its way onto Elise鈥檚 face there really wasn鈥檛 an appropriate place for it.”
― Forlorn Passions
― Forlorn Passions

“In the nonprofit world, the more a charity gala looked like a party where a supervillain might take the guests hostage, the more of a success it was.”
― Hurts to Love You
― Hurts to Love You
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