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“Oh noes, kitteh haz major angriez!�� I said. I turned around to share a laugh with my companions and found them glaring at me. “What?�� I asked.
Leif shook a finger and said in a low, menacing tone, “If you tell me I have to talk like an illiterate halfwit to fit into this society, I will punch you.��
“And I’ll pull out your goatee,�� Gunnar added.
“Lolcat iz new happeh wai 2 talk,�� I explained to them. “U doan haz 2 be kitteh 2 speek it.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hammered

“It's painfully obvious to both of us that you're dangerously close to a sexless-related meltdown. And I went to Alibi last girls' night and there were plenty of straight people there, too, you know, but um. I mean, there were also lots of��"

"People!" Jon shouts, "Plenty of people. With, uh, orifices.”
― seventhswan, Drunk Text