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“Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they'll start using it.”
― Anonymous

“Well,鈥� I said, needing to lighten the mood for him, 鈥渘ext time Kai tries to, um, bust your balls, you can give it right back to him, because he's got a girlfriend now, too.”
― Wendy Higgins, Sweet Peril

“I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.”
― Anonymous

“Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?"
"No! Good God, no!”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Wait for You

“Sorry. Sorry. Don't hit. Bitches be scary when they hit.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Wait for You

“Ruin your fucking self before they do. Otherwise they'll screw you because you're a nobody. They'll keep you alive but you'll have to crawl and say "thank-you" for every bone they throw. You might as well stay drunk or shoot junk and be a crazy fucker. If the rich guys want to play with you, make them get their hands dirty. Send them away gagging, or sobbing if they're soft-hearted. You'll be left alone if you're frightening, and dead you're free!”
― Jenny Holzer

“I sort of fell."

"Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet?”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

“Handle every stressful situation like a dog; if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away.”
― Anonymous

“Romeo was late. Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo... I snorted. It was so loud it startled a girl at a nearby table.

- Rimmel”
― Cambria Hebert, #Nerd

“He dragged me back - just in time. A tree had crashed down on to the side walk, just missing us. Poirot stared at it, pale and upset.
"It was a near thing that! But clumsy, all the same - for I had no suspicion - at least hardly any suspicion. Yes, but for my quick eyes, the eyes of a cat, Hercule Poirot might now be crushed out of existence - a terrible calamity for the world. And you, too, mon ami - though that would not be such a national catastrophe."
"Thank you," I said coldly.”
― Agatha Christie, The Big Four

“There! Now we're friends!" declared the minx. "Say you're sorry about my sister -"
"I am desolated!"
"That's a good boy!”
― Agatha Christie, The Murder on the Links

“Let's stay!" Ivy shouted.
"Oh no you don't," I said, grabbing her arm. "You called me to come get you."
"I changed my mind." She pouted.
"Too bad," I said and started pulling her away. She dug in her heels.
I sighed. "I have cookies in the car," I lied.
Her face brightened.
Drunk girls were idiots.”
― Cambria Hebert, #Nerd

“#LateNightMusings

If you sext, do you get a phoner?


-Buzzboss”
― Cambria Hebert, #Nerd

“The doorbell rang, making me and Roland jump. Nikolas opened the door to admit Chris whose good-natured smile did not falter even when he saw our grim faces. Then he saw Remy. I didn鈥檛 think I had ever seen someone鈥檚 eyes go that round before. Roland shoved a glass of Nate鈥檚 whiskey into Chris鈥檚 hand while Nikolas brought him up to speed on all he had missed.”
― Karen Lynch, Relentless

“Actively hating your newfound popularity with a fiery passion can really take a lot out off you”
― Jennifer Lynn barnes, Perfect Cover

“Usually the thought process for a seventeen-year-old boy went girl touching me > omg > boner.”
― Leah Raeder, Unteachable

“Wait," I said.
He glanced at me again.
I held up the severely wrinkled paper. "I'm your tutor." The doubt in his eyes kind of made me mad. Did he think I wasn't smart enough to tutor him?
"See," I demanded, shoving the paper in the space between us.
The half-smile thing he did resurfaced, and he took the paper out of my grasp. "What'd this paper ever do to you?" he said, taking in its crumpled appearance.
I scowled. For starters, it was forcing me to talk to him.

-Rimmel & Romeo”
― Cambria Hebert, #Nerd

“Anne, judging from her own temperament, would have deemed such a domestic hurricane a bad restorative of the nerves... but Mrs. Musgrove... concluded a short recapitulation of what she had suffered herself, by observing, with a happy glance round the room, that after all she had gone through, nothing was so likely to do her good as a little quiet cheerfulness at home.”
― Jane Austen, Persuasion

“Pas encore. Qa m'amuse."
"Really, Poirot!"
"Yes, my friend. I grow old and childish, do I not?”
― Agatha Christie, Peril at End House

“What are you getting at?鈥�

鈥淵ou spied on me.鈥�

Anakin sighs. 鈥淐an you blame him? You鈥檙e a wildcard.鈥�

I glare at him. 鈥淭his is an a and b conversation, c your way out of it.鈥�

Beelzebub chuckles, sipping his tea while he watches us bicker.

鈥淎ll I鈥檓 saying is, maybe he did order Betty to spy on you, but it was a smart move.鈥�

Draven nods at Anakin. 鈥淭hanks, bro.”
― Rory Miles, Tainted Power - The Complete Series

“I like that you think I have minions,鈥� Simone said.
鈥淵ou would like that.鈥� Villains always twisted insults into compliments.”
― Chandra Blumberg, Stirring Up Love

“Silly Bella,' he chuckled”
― Stephenie Meyer, Twilight

“I have been protecting you, and yet you still begrudge sharing your trust. Tell me, why did you trust the Hex Boys?鈥�

鈥淚 didn鈥檛,鈥� I snorted. 鈥淎t first I thought they were鈥斺€�

鈥溾€攖rying to kill you? Then there is hope for me.”
― E. Kirk, Demons in Disguise

“So, why were you trying to flirt with that asshole at the boardwalk?鈥�
My jaw drops. I鈥檝e got to be hearing things. I鈥�
鈥淲ow, there,鈥� Ruby says. 鈥淭hat鈥檚 a new form of distraction I haven鈥檛 heard before. I like that. I thought you two were a couple by the way you look at each other but鈥斺€�
I panic-stare at her and she snorts, 鈥淣ever mind, you do you, keep talking.鈥�
I stammer. 鈥淚t鈥t was鈥︹€�
Jack says, maybe to Ruby or maybe to himself, 鈥淓llie鈥檚 not usually like this, for sure.鈥�
鈥淗ow would you know what I鈥檓 like?鈥� My cheeks flush, and I barely notice Ruby lining up the needle. People love to label me. What about what I want to label myself? Especially Jack鈥攈e鈥檚 pretended not to know me for so long.
Jack grins. 鈥淲ell, we鈥檒l have to debate later on that.鈥�
鈥淣o, we won鈥檛!鈥� There鈥檚 no way I鈥檓 going to let him ignore me. I鈥檓 going to throttle him as soon as鈥�
鈥淵ou鈥檙e all done.鈥� Ruby places a mirror in front of me. 鈥淲hat do you think?鈥�
Already? I turn my head to look; my skin鈥檚 a little pink, but there it is鈥攖he star-shaped silver piercing is on my right ear, at the exact spot I鈥檇 chosen. I breathe out in surprise, giving it the label I want. 鈥淚t鈥檚 perfect.鈥�
Jack smiles smugly, standing up from the stool. 鈥淎nd I was the perfect distraction.鈥�
I鈥檒l ignore that.”
― Julie Abe, The Charmed List

“Glad my public shame is a source of entertainment for you.鈥�
Chantal鈥檚 smile slipped. 鈥淪im, it wasn鈥檛 that bad. It was kind of cute, to be honest.鈥�
鈥淵eah, a random dude is about to become equal owner of my family business. Super cute.鈥� About as cute as a baby cobra and every bit as deadly.”
― Chandra Blumberg, Stirring Up Love

“...'After I got mauled by the wolf, my scars weren't sexy scars---'*
'He just said sexy scars,' Jacks drawled. 'Are you really listening to this?'
'Shh,' Evangeline hissed.

*Luc is speaking”
― Stephanie Garber, Once Upon a Broken Heart

“Am I in an episode of Dateline? And if I am, why is my mother also in it?”
― Matthew Perry, Friends, Lovers, and the Big Terrible Thing

“No coffee?

Sorry, the mountain-top Starbucks is fresh out.”
― Chelsea Ichaso, Dead Girls Can't Tell Secrets

“Hell, just getting groceries with you is an adventure. I mean鈥攏o one needs four kinds of cereal.”
― Mary Calmes, Trusted Bond

“Real men wear floral when trespassing.”
― Holly Jackson