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“It’s a real pity,�� Beau finally muttered, shaking his head and looking at each of us in turn. His eyes shone with disappointment. “I know you’re all too preoccupied with your pining to notice, but I just caught my reflection in that last puddle—and damn, I look good.”
― Shelby Mahurin, Blood & Honey

“They're asking me to risk my life to save the damn galaxy, Kal. I think they can give me a little company on the ride.”
― Amie Kaufman, Aurora Rising

“God is a woman, by the way. Likely a transgender woman of color, according to contemporary biblical scholars (i.e., me, my friends, and Ariana Grande).”
― Jacob Tobia, Sissy: A Coming-of-Gender Story

“... but then I was so utterly entranced by our discussion of Einstein's relative theory -"
"Relativity," Ling corrected quickly under her breath.
"- that I completely lost track of the time.
"Funny," Ling whispered.
"What?" Henry said.
"Lost track of..." Ling shook her head, "never mind.”
― Libba Bray, Lair of Dreams

“Instead of playing it cool, my body decided the best thing to do at that moment was to inhale some toothpaste and spend the next three minutes choking on it. Thankfully, they were all three in the shower, so they didn’t realize that their sudden nudity had caused the biggest queen on campus to have a three-minute coughing fit. I still haven’t recovered from that moment. I don’t think I ever will. Sorry, Kyrie.”
― Jacob Tobia, Sissy: A Coming-of-Gender Story

“By the time he came around to shake hands at the conclusion of his speech, I’d been reduced to a twelve-year-old girl at a One Direction concert. I was shaking and nervous and sweating and seriously crushing. If it had been socially acceptable, I would’ve started screaming at the top of my lungs like the fangirl that I am. I tried to hold on to my politics. But Jacob, you have to remain critical. He still hasn’t issued an executive order banning workplace discrimination against LGBTQ Americans. Statistically, he hasn’t slowed deportations. You still disagree with some of this man’s foreign policy decisions. And you don’t like drone warfare. You must remain critical, my brain said. It is important. NAH FUCK THAT! screamed my heart and girlish libido, gossiping back and forth like stylists at a hair salon. Can you even believe how handsome he is? He is sooooo cute! Oh my God, is he looking at you right now? OH MY GOD JACOB HE’S LOOKING AT YOU! And he was. Before I knew what was happening, it was my turn to shake his hand and say hello. And in my panic, in my giddy schoolgirl glee, all I could muster, all I could manage to say at a gay party at the White House, was: “We’re from Duke, Mr. President! You like Duke Basketball don’t you?�� “The Blue Devils are a great team!�� he said back, smiling and shaking my hand before moving on. WHAT. Jacob. jacob jacob jacob. JACOB. You had ONE CHANCE to say something to the leader of the free world and all you could talk about was Duke Basketball, something you don’t even really like? I mean, you’ve barely gone to one basketball game, and even then it was only to sing the national anthem with your a cappella group. Why couldn’t you think of something better? How about, “Do you like my shoes, Mr. President?�� Or maybe “Tell Michelle I’m her number one fan!�� Literally anything would’ve been better than that.”
― Jacob Tobia, Sissy: A Coming-of-Gender Story

“Don't say a f*cking word,' she warned Mister Kindly.
(...)
'. . . considering your childhood, it's little wonder you lack people skills . . .'
'Not. A. F*cking. Word.'
'. . . meow . . .'
' . . . STRICTLY SPEAKING, THAT IS STILL A WORD . . . ,' Eclipse growled.”
― Jay Kristoff, Godsgrave

“And to make matters worse, the two deer shining the lanterns inside the ambulance’s headlights were tired and explained through an intercom system that would not be working again until the morning.”
― J.S. Mason, The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats

“Do not mislead a blind man.”
― Lailah Gifty Akita

“A " Controlled Burn ", they called it, although whit it really amounted to was grown men having fun.”
― Stephen King, Under the Dome

“Parker’s gaze held mine. I could see the words in her head: bitten by a sand snake.”
― Kristen Callihan, Outmatched

“Why is she so sexy? Why can’t she, for a single holy moment, be a hag? I need the break. My dick needs the break.”
― Ella Goode, Deuces Wild

“Es clar que passa dintre el teu cap, Harry; però això no vol dir que no sigui real!”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“I’m not going anywhere. Better get used to me.��
“I am, silly. Isn’t that why I married you?��
“You married me because I have a big dick and don’t mind playing kinky games with you in the bedroom.”
― Ella Goode, Killer Love

“Clevenger requests your presence.��

I peek around Niall to see a man dressed in all black. “Request denied.�� I scowl at him.

The man looks shocked for a moment. Then his expression turns to one of amusement.
“You can tell him I’m pouting in my room and not coming out. Welcome to parenthood, asshole!”
― MINK, His Sweetest Sin

“If u are returning to the party, could u also have some tea sent to me? Im nearly out"
With a lopsided smile, Caleb bowed a dramatic fashion. Of course my Lord. I am but your humble servant.”
― Cinnamon Worth, The Duke and the Damsel

“He'll be my catamite.”
― Adrian Tchaikovsky, Cage of Souls

“Whatever. I’m going to class.��
“No, Harriet! You mustn’t flee the premises! Mr. Elton will soon admire thee!�� She’s been poking fun at my Austen obsession since she read Emma in English. 
I roll my eyes, not bothering to look back at her as I speed walk to Geometry. “Dude, spoiler alert. She doesn’t end up with Elton.”
― Allyson Kennedy, The Crush

“With your dad gone, and your mama dead, I guess it falls to me to explain the way things, um, work between a man and a woman."
"What? No." I shake my head violently. Nothing could be more awkward than Oliver giving me the here's-where-babies-come-from talk.
"Unless you'd rather have this conversation with Logan."
I stand corrected. "Stop right now.”
― C.J. Redwine, Defiance

“Ha ha ha ha!" This time, Ye Xiu laughed out loud. His laugh wasn't as fake as Sun Xiangs's. It was real laughter.
"You're right. It wasn't necessary at all. Too many excessive movements will leave too many openings."
"Really? You just seem to be watching these openings pass by!" Sun Xiang replied,
"Sorry, I wasn't talking to you. However, I have to express my thanks. You're extremely valuable teaching material! Keep up the good work!”
― Blue Butterfly, The King's Avatar

“Ha ha ha ha!" This time, Ye Xiu laughed out loud. His laugh wasn't as fake as Sun Xiangs'. It was real laughter.
"You're right. It wasn't necessary at all. Too many excessive movements will leave too many openings."
"Really? You just seem to be watching these openings pass by!" Sun Xiang replied,
"Sorry, I wasn't talking to you. However, I have to express my thanks. You're extremely valuable teaching material! Keep up the good work!”
― Blue Butterfly, The King's Avatar

“Allison tilted her head " Yet More Evidence The Man Is An Unstable Idiot".”
― Cinnamon Worth, The Duke and the Damsel

“My heart skipped a few beats
and my chest tightened a little as I realized that I had done it again. A night full of partying and heavy drinking had me hungover but alive. I briefly pondered on how many of my nine lives I had used.”
― Fm Ellis, My Life As a Lemon: The Memoirs of Me

“I'd rather fall anus-first into a dick patch.”
― eden Hudson, Jubal Van Zandt & the Revenge of the Bloodslinger

“like someone who obsessively collects paintings of hoarders”
― J.S. Mason, The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats

“I don't really know them”
― Mariah Carey, The Meaning of Mariah Carey

“No woman, no wonder.”
― Lailah Gifty Akita

“[H]is living room is everything I'd imagined it to be, styled by his wife, wrecked by his kids, like a Lord of the Flies stage set, only taupe and with scatter cushions.”
― Caz Frear, Sweet Little Lies

“His face had gotten so fat his eyes were little bloodshot dots of mistrust.”
― Craig Ferguson, Between the Bridge and the River

“The bottom line is you don’t have to understand something to like it, and you don’t have to understand someone to like them.”
― Shelley Brown-Weird Girl Adventures from A to Z