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“There are people who are generic. They make generic responses and they expect generic answers. They live inside a box and they think people who don't fit into their box are weird. But I'll tell you what, generic people are the weird people. They are like genetically-manipulated plants growing inside a laboratory, like indistinguishable faces, like droids. Like ignorance.”
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“I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.”
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“That proves you are unusual," returned the Scarecrow; "and I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.”
― The Land of Oz
― The Land of Oz

“All forms of madness, bizarre habits, awkwardness in society, general clumsiness, are justified in the person who creates good art.”
― Rooftop Soliloquy
― Rooftop Soliloquy
“A girl鈥檚 got to use what she鈥檚 given and I鈥檓 not going to make a guy drool the way a Britney video does. So I take it to extremes. I don鈥檛 say I dress sexily on stage - what I do is so extreme. It鈥檚 meant to make guys think: 鈥業 don鈥檛 know if this is sexy or just weird.”
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“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.”
― The Call of Cthulhu
In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.”
― The Call of Cthulhu

“So you're a little weird? Work it! A little different? OWN it! Better to be a nerd than one of the herd!”
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“I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.”
― Unspent Time
― Unspent Time

“Quiet people always know more than they seem. Although very normal, their inner world is by default fronted mysterious and therefore assumed weird. Never underestimate the social awareness and sense of reality in a quiet person; they are some of the most observant, absorbent persons of all.”
― Healology
― Healology

“Look, this is all very, very weird. Why are you focusing on rumours and urban legends? You haven鈥檛 even asked me any
normal questions.鈥�
鈥淣ormal questions? Like what?鈥�
鈥淟ike, I don鈥檛 know, like if Lynch had any enemies.鈥�
鈥淒id Lynch have any enemies?鈥�
鈥淲ell, not that I know of, no.鈥�
鈥淭hen there really was no point in me asking that, was there? Unless you wanted to distract me. You didn鈥檛 want to distract me, did you, Kenny?鈥�
鈥淣o, that鈥檚 not鈥斺€�
鈥淎re you playing a game with me, Kenny?鈥�
鈥淚 don鈥檛 know what you鈥檙e鈥斺€�
Inspector Me leaned forward. 鈥淒id you kill him?鈥�
鈥淣辞!鈥�
鈥淚t鈥檇 be OK if you did.鈥�
Kenny recoiled, horri铿乪d. 鈥淗ow would that be OK?鈥�
鈥淲ell,鈥� Me said, 鈥渕aybe not”
― Death Bringer
normal questions.鈥�
鈥淣ormal questions? Like what?鈥�
鈥淟ike, I don鈥檛 know, like if Lynch had any enemies.鈥�
鈥淒id Lynch have any enemies?鈥�
鈥淲ell, not that I know of, no.鈥�
鈥淭hen there really was no point in me asking that, was there? Unless you wanted to distract me. You didn鈥檛 want to distract me, did you, Kenny?鈥�
鈥淣o, that鈥檚 not鈥斺€�
鈥淎re you playing a game with me, Kenny?鈥�
鈥淚 don鈥檛 know what you鈥檙e鈥斺€�
Inspector Me leaned forward. 鈥淒id you kill him?鈥�
鈥淣辞!鈥�
鈥淚t鈥檇 be OK if you did.鈥�
Kenny recoiled, horri铿乪d. 鈥淗ow would that be OK?鈥�
鈥淲ell,鈥� Me said, 鈥渕aybe not”
― Death Bringer

“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.”
― Unspent Time
― Unspent Time

“Isn鈥檛 it so weird how the number of dead people is increasing even though the earth stays the same size, so that one day there isn鈥檛 going to be room to bury anyone anymore? For my ninth birthday last year, Grandma gave me a subscription to National Geographic, which she calls 鈥渢he National Geographic.鈥� She also gave me a white blazer, because I only wear white clothes, and it鈥檚 too big to wear so it will last me a long time. She also gave me Grandpa鈥檚 camera, which I loved for two reasons. I asked why he didn鈥檛 take it with him when he left her. She said, 鈥淢aybe he wanted you to have it.鈥�
I said, 鈥淏ut I was negative-thirty years old.鈥� She said, 鈥淪till.鈥� Anyway, the fascinating thing was that I read in National Geographic that there are more people alive now than have died in all of human history. In other words, if everyone wanted to play Hamlet at once, they couldn鈥檛, because there aren鈥檛 enough skulls!”
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I said, 鈥淏ut I was negative-thirty years old.鈥� She said, 鈥淪till.鈥� Anyway, the fascinating thing was that I read in National Geographic that there are more people alive now than have died in all of human history. In other words, if everyone wanted to play Hamlet at once, they couldn鈥檛, because there aren鈥檛 enough skulls!”
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“The funny thing about the heart is a soft heart is a strong heart, and a hard heart is a weak heart.”
― Healology
― Healology

“My smile wavers as I revert to my natural state of being: nervous and weird.”
― Anna and the French Kiss
― Anna and the French Kiss

“If our mind remains freeze-framed by inhibiting and hampering habits, in an ever-changing world, we won鈥檛 be able to get rid of that weird feeling of not belonging anywhere and not taking part in authentic life challenges. ("Not on the shortlist")”
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“鈥ell me, has anything odd happened to you recently?
What do you mean, odd?'
Unusual. Deviating from the customary. Something outside the usual parameters of normalcy. An occurrence of unprecedented weird.”
― Lost in a Good Book
What do you mean, odd?'
Unusual. Deviating from the customary. Something outside the usual parameters of normalcy. An occurrence of unprecedented weird.”
― Lost in a Good Book

“But please remember: this is only a work of fiction. The truth, as always, will be far stranger.”
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“Just picked up a black pair of scissors thinking they were my glasses.
That definitely would't have enhanced my eyesight.”
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That definitely would't have enhanced my eyesight.”
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“Of all individuals, the hated, the shunned, and the peculiar are arguably most themselves. They wear no masks whatsoever in order to be accepted and liked; they do seem most guarded, but only by their own hands: as compared to the populace, they are naked.”
― Healology
― Healology

“It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other.”
― Angel
― Angel
“When you cross over into the weird stuff, there's no going back. Hector has a theory on it. Calls it the law of 'Anomalous Phenomena Attraction.' He explained it to me once. Didn't really pay attention, but it boils down to 'weird shit pulls in more weird shit.”
― Gil's All Fright Diner
― Gil's All Fright Diner
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