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“My god, Sage. Your eyes. How have I never noticed them? When you stand in the light. They're amazing... like molten gold. I could paint those... They're beautiful. You're beautiful.”
― Bloodlines
― Bloodlines

“Her voice sounded much cooler than she felt. Inside, her internal organs were grinding themselves into nervous pulp. Her intestines were gone. Her kidneys were disintegrating. Her stomach was wringing itself out, yanking on her trachea.”
― Fangirl
― Fangirl

“E L James, Party Games
you’re looking kind of smug
inserting that god damn anal plug
giving me your kinky love
after writing Fifty Shades
you’re acting like some kind of renegade
giving me your kinky love
sit me on a dildo and spin me right around
chain me up and hang me upside down
giving me your kinky love
god damn you E L James
making me into some kind of party game
giving me your kinky love
put me in a dream
and wheel in the Fucking Machine
god damn you E L James
spank a hand on my bum
see how much I can cum
god damn you E L James
stand me up and sit me down
lay me out and roll me about
god damn you E L James
BDSM
electro impulses up my brainstem
god damn you E L James
cast me in a submissive role-play
with my genitals on display
god damn you E L James
suspend me high in the air
slap me around like I don’t care
god damn you E L James
take that whip off the shelf
make me forget myself
god damn you E L James
Why are you wearing oven mittens?
branding iron your name written
inner goddess don’t keep in hidden
god damn you E L James
holy crap
my mind has snapped
to forget one thing that I have heard
I’m never going to use the safe-word
god damn you E L James
By R.M.Romarney”
―
you’re looking kind of smug
inserting that god damn anal plug
giving me your kinky love
after writing Fifty Shades
you’re acting like some kind of renegade
giving me your kinky love
sit me on a dildo and spin me right around
chain me up and hang me upside down
giving me your kinky love
god damn you E L James
making me into some kind of party game
giving me your kinky love
put me in a dream
and wheel in the Fucking Machine
god damn you E L James
spank a hand on my bum
see how much I can cum
god damn you E L James
stand me up and sit me down
lay me out and roll me about
god damn you E L James
BDSM
electro impulses up my brainstem
god damn you E L James
cast me in a submissive role-play
with my genitals on display
god damn you E L James
suspend me high in the air
slap me around like I don’t care
god damn you E L James
take that whip off the shelf
make me forget myself
god damn you E L James
Why are you wearing oven mittens?
branding iron your name written
inner goddess don’t keep in hidden
god damn you E L James
holy crap
my mind has snapped
to forget one thing that I have heard
I’m never going to use the safe-word
god damn you E L James
By R.M.Romarney”
―
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