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“He sighs. “If it’s any consolation, I’m not overly thrilled about being away from my wife for so long, either.â€�
“She a cougar?� Cora asks.
Karl stares at her, mouth open.
“I’m just saying,� she says defensively. “He looks like the sort to snag a cougar.�
She did not just say that. “Cora!�
“My wife is off limits to you.� He shakes a finger at her. And then, after a moment, “She’s not a cougar.�
Cora cackles brightly.”
― A Matter of Fate
“She a cougar?� Cora asks.
Karl stares at her, mouth open.
“I’m just saying,� she says defensively. “He looks like the sort to snag a cougar.�
She did not just say that. “Cora!�
“My wife is off limits to you.� He shakes a finger at her. And then, after a moment, “She’s not a cougar.�
Cora cackles brightly.”
― A Matter of Fate

“If typos are God's way of keeping a writer humble, plot holes certainly keeps one on their knees.”
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“I stopped talking and stared into the distance. "Hold on," I whispered. "I think I'm about to be brilliant."
-Nina Tanleven, The Ghost Wore Gray”
― The Ghost Wore Gray
-Nina Tanleven, The Ghost Wore Gray”
― The Ghost Wore Gray
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