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Iko Funny Quotes

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Marissa Meyer
“A kiss from the Captain would probably melt my central processor.�
Thorne winked at her. “Oh trust me. It would.”
Marissa Meyer, Winter

Marissa Meyer
“When they reached a maintenance closet, Iko ushered the escort-droid inside.

“I want you to know that I hold nothing against you,� she said, by way of introduction. “I understand that it isn’t your fault your programmer had so little imagination.�

The escort-droid held her gaze with empty eyes.

“In another life, we could have been sisters, and I feel it’s important to acknowledge that.�

A blank stare. A blink, every six seconds.

“But as it stands, I’m a part of an important mission right now, and I cannot be swayed from my goal by my sympathy for androids who are less advanced than myself.�

Nothing.

“All right then.� Iko held out her hands. “I need your clothes.”
Marissa Meyer, Cress

Marissa Meyer
“I don't compute.”
Marissa Meyer, Scarlet

Marissa Meyer
“Sorry, sorry, don’t mind me, coming through, oh why hello there—� This to a particularly handsome Kai look-alike droid, which had no more reaction than any of the others. “Or not,� she muttered, brushing past him. “Pardon me, a little space, please?”
Marissa Meyer, Cress

Marissa Meyer
“In case you don't recognize me, I happen to be good friends with Princess Selene. I'm willing to guess you've heard of-"
"Apprehend her."
"I guess you have.”
Marissa Meyer, Winter

Marissa Meyer
“[He] spat. Literally spat on this gorgeous tile floor.
"EW!" Iko cried, "You heathen!”
Marissa Meyer, Winter