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Irish Humor Quotes

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A. Zavarelli
“Ye're about as Irish as a plastic paddy”
A. Zavarelli, Crow

Jim Bishop
“God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn’t rule the world.”
Jim Bishop

Rashers Tierney
“On St. Patrick's Day, the traditional Irish family would rise early and find a solitary sprig of shamrock to put on their somber Sunday best. Then they'd spend the morning in church listening to sermons about how thankful they should be that St. Patrick saved such a bunch of ungrateful sinners. Nobody wore green clothing as it was considered an unlucky color not suitable for church.”
Rashers Tierney, F*ck You, I'm Irish: Why We Irish Are Awesome

Dominic Geraghty
“Timeless
There’s a place in the far west of Ireland. A place called Mayo -- a rain-soaked, misty county on the wild Atlantic.

The name alone is of another time and conjures up mystery and myth. This is a place to disappear, to live unseen, where few questions are asked.

You can lose yourself in Mayo.”
Dominic Geraghty, Sumerian Vortex: Music From A Lost Civilization

“Smart devices are killing the art of conversation.â€�
- Tiernan-Óg, 2018
“Yes, we heard a woman on the television say that very thing the other night.�
- The Matter-of-Fact Down-West People of Ireland”
DG

“Empathy is way over-rated. Do I really want my neighbor to have empathy for me -- can’t I just be allowed the common decency of privacy to deal with my own demons? â€�
-- Sumerian Vortex, 2020”
DG

“Immortal -- do I have to be? I am not sure I can live with myself that long.â€�
-- Sumerian Vortex”
DG

“They say that the new energy application will change our climate…if it hardly rains any more, then what are we supposed to talk about?â€�
“Well, we could talk about the good weather, I suppose?�
“As Creedence asked, so shall I also ask again: ‘Who’ll stop the rain?’�
“I beg your pardon?�
-- Sumerian Vortex”
DG

“God help the poor fucker who stops to pick you off the side of the road. Get more than they bargained for.”
Louise Nealon, Snowflake