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“And I will not be beaten by that jackass."

"Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex

“How to Comfort Yourself When You Have Acted Like a Jackass
Everyone does this occasionally, and you shouldn't feel too upset about it unless it happens quite often, such as three times a day, in which case you must simply get used to it. Remember, other people like you as well or better for it, because it makes them feel so superior; so you've spread a little sunshine. And at the very least, you've served as a bad example.
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― Peg Bracken, The I Hate to Housekeep Book

“You know it's when like you parents said "I'm not mad at you, just disappointed" You know that hurts so much more.”
― Stephen "Steve-O" Glover

“No, we are getting ahead of our story, and only an jackass would do that”
― Hunter S. Thompson

“Using porn to guide sexual activity, is like using Jackass to model behaviour.”
― Merlyn Gabriel Miller, Sex, Death, Drugs & Madness

“Anyone can be stupid. You are not special.”
― De philosopher DJ Kyos

“The difference is, Jimmy was her husband and he's dead, and you're alive and you're a jackass."

"That's real sweet, Daddy. Wish you'd saved it for my next birthday card.”
― Allie Ray, Children of Promise

“Do you think I have good character?â€�
“The best.�
Smiling, she ran her fingers down my cheek and tapped the cobra’s face. “I’m really loyal,� Lark said, focusing on the snake instead of me. “My mom said I get stuck in the mud a lot. If I like something, I just like it forever. I don’t change. I wasn’t just saying that the first night.�
Leaning down, I kissed her “And you like me?�
“I should play coy, right? I should make you work for it, but I can’t. I don’t want to lie, so I’ll just tell the truth. I like you more than I’ve liked any guy ever. I’m a little obsessed with you. Like if you dumped me, I would stalk you.�
My smile widened. “Your honesty is really hot.�
“Would you stalk me if I dumped you?�
“Of course not,� I said, pulling a blanket over us. “I wouldn’t need to because I’d kidnap you and keep you as my muse slave.�
“I’d escape. I’m wily like that.�
“I bet you would, but we’ll never have to find out.�
Lark and I stared at each other as if waiting for the other one to be brave enough to say it.
“You’re mine,� I whispered. “No one else.�
Lark gave a gentle smile like in the studio. “I love you too.�
Finally, it was out in the open. The words sounded perfect and natural.
“I loved you last weekend,� I admitted. “I should have said that, but I was a jackass.�
“I loved you on our first date. I would have mentioned it, but I’m a bigger jackass.�
Laughing, I leaned her back on the couch. “I want to celebrate the love between two jackasses.�
“No,� she said, squirming free. “I want to be on top. I like exploring.�
“And what you like, you’ll always like.�
Tugging off her tee, Lark grinned. “I’ll be an old woman and still enjoying my cobra. Oh, and the hot guy attached to it.”
― Bijou Hunter, Damaged and the Cobra

“…have you always been a jackass or is that something you’ve just recently acquired at the ‘I Want to be a Junior Jackassâ€� store? -Weasel to Army Lieutenant”
― Ray Palla, H: Infidels of Oil

“A jackass?â€� Parviz said as he raised an eyebrow. “Don’t insult them, son. Those animals are hardworking, perseverant, dedicated and committed.â€� Parviz continues, “Don’t think these guys were as honorable as donkeys.”
― Soroosh Shahrivar, Tajrish