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“You’re sorry? I damn near drank myself to death, I could barely get out of bed, I shattered my phone into a million pieces on New Year’s Eve to keep from calling you â€� and you’re sorry?â€�
I bit my lip and nodded, ashamed. I had no idea what he’d been through, and hearing his say the words made sharp pain twist inside my chest. “I’m so � so sorry.�
“You’re forgiven,� he said with a grin. “Don’t ever do it again.�
“I won’t. I promise.�
He flashed his dimple and shook his head. “I fucking love you.”
― Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Disaster

“They don’t want me. They’re curious why you want me. And anyway, I feel sorry for anyone that thinks they have a chance. I am hopelessly and completely in love with you.â€�
A pained look shadowed his face. “You know why I want you? I didn’t know I was lost until you found me. I didn’t know what alone was until the first night I spent without you in my bed. You’re the one thing I’ve got right. You’re what I’ve been waiting for, Pigeon.”
― Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Disaster

“His eyebrows pulled in. “You won’t leave me, right? Even when I’m a pain in the ass?â€�
“I vowed in front of God â€� and Elvis â€� that I wouldn’t, didn’t I?”
― Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Disaster

“Well, hell yeah! I’m gonna kick your ass, too!â€�
I narrowed my eyes at him. “Not this time you’re not. I have a new superpower.�
He laughed. “And what’s that? Harsh language?�
I leaned over to kiss his neck once, and then ran my tongue up to his ear, kissing his earlobe. He froze in place.
“Distraction,� I breathed into his ear.
He grabbed my arms and flipped me onto my back. “You’re going to miss another class.”
― Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Disaster

“The anger subsided, and my shoulders fell. “I know you didn’t. But you have got to curb this overprotective big-brother thing you’ve got going on.â€�
Travis laughed once. “I’m not playing the big brother, Pigeon. Not even close.”
― Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Disaster

“I don’t understand you, Pigeon. I thought I knew women, but you’re so fucking confusing I don’t know which way is up.â€�
“I don’t understand you, either. You’re supposed to be Eastern’s ladiesâ€� man. I’m not getting the full freshmen experience they promised in the brochure,â€� I teased.”
― Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Disaster

“After climbing off his bike, I smacked his shoulder. “Did you forget I was with you? Are you trying to get me killed?â€�
“It’s hard to forget you’re behind me when your thighs are squeezing the life out of me.� A smirk came with his next thought. “I couldn’t think of a better way to die, actually.�
“There is something very wrong with you.”
― Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Disaster

“You’re everything I’ve ever wanted, Pigeon.â€�
“Just remember that when I take all of your money in the next poker game,â€� I said, pulling off my shirt.”
― Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Disaster

“Look at him,â€� she said, shaking her head. “Travis Maddox: Mr. Mom.”
― Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Disaster

“I had died and woken up in High School Musical”
― Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Disaster

“He watched me rake my fingers through the tangles in my hair and smiled.
“Quit it. You’re fucking beautiful.�
“Just point me to the nearest eighties rock video,â€� I said.”
― Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Disaster

“I can't win with you. I can't win with you! You say you're done...I'm fucking miserable over here! I had to break my phone into a million pieces to keep from calling you every minute of the damn day--I've had to play it off like everything is just fine at school so you can be happy...and you're fucking mad at me? You broke my fuckin' heart!”
― Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Disaster

“Oh! Thanks for the public service announcement about what not to do in college, Mr. Eighteen-year-old-frat-boy-with-eleventy-billion-'serious'-girlfriends-under-his-belt!


Get in the fucking car. You're a mean drunk.

You haven't seen me mean, mama's boy!

I told you we're close!

Yeah, so are me and my asshole! Doesn't mean I'm going to call it twice a day!

You're a bitch!

Take. Me. Home.

I'd love to, if you'd get in the fucking car!”
― Jamie McGuire, Walking Disaster

“Hey," Trenton said, breathless and sweaty.

He pulled a few yellow strands of fake hair from his face.

"Did you lose a bet?" I asked.
"As a matter of fact, I did."

Taylor and Tyler were across the room, slapping their knees and laughing so hard they could barely breathe.

I slapped Trenton's ass. "You look hot, bro."

"Thanks," he said. The music started and he shook his hips at me. I pushed him away, and, undeterred, he danced across the room to entertain the crowd.”
― Jamie McGuire, A Beautiful Wedding

“I guess the beautiful disaster turned into a beautiful wedding."

"Miracles do happen," I said remembering the conversation she and I had what seemed like a lifetime ago.”
― Jamie McGuire, A Beautiful Wedding

“I said no strippers," I said, watching dumbfounded as Trenton danced around the room to Britney Spears.”
― Jamie McGuire, A Beautiful Wedding

“I just want you to know, before I make my promises, that I'm super stubborn. You already know I'm hard to live with, and you've made it clear on dozens of occasions that I drive you crazy. And I'm sure I've driven anyone who's watched these last few months crazy with my indecision and uncertainty. But I want you to know that whatever love is, this has got to be it. We were best friends first, and we tried not to fall in love, and we did anyway. If you're not with me, it's not where I want to be. I'm in this. I'm with you. We might be impulsive, and absolutely insane to be standing here at our age, six months after we met.

This whole thing might play out to be a completely wonderful, beautiful disaster, but I want that if it's with you.”
― Jamie McGuire, A Beautiful Wedding

“I need another drink!â€� I said as a second attempt to change the subject.
“Shots!� America yelled.
Shepley rolled his eyes. “Oh, yeah. That’s what you need, another shot.”
― Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Disaster

“I just wanted to be where you were, whatever that mean. The only thing I'm afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon.”
― Jamie McGuire

“The twins, Taylor and Tyler, threw confetti in my face, music began to blare, and then I saw the worst thing I'd ever seen in my life: Trenton in a man thong, covered in about ten pounds of body glitter. He had on a cheap, yellow wig, and Cami was laughing her head off, cheering him on.”
― Jamie McGuire, A Beautiful Wedding

“When a Maddox boy falls in love, he loves forever...”
― Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Burn

“So how you’re gonna play this?â€� Trenton asked.
“Divide and conquer.�
“Divide what?�
“His head from the rest of his body.�
Trenton nodded quickly. “Good plan.”
― Jamie McGuire, Walking Disaster

“Teach that asshole some manners.â€�
I winked at her and smiled. “Anything for you, baby.”
― Jamie McGuire, Walking Disaster

“Class starts in five. You
riding in the Charger?�
“Nah. I’m going to see if I can get Abby on the back of my bike again. It’s the closest I can get to
the inside of her thighs.”
― Jamie McGuire, Walking Disaster

“Jesus, Shep. I told you . . .â€�
“I know what you said. You have eighteen missed calls.�
“All Trent?�
“One is from Panty Wearers Anonymous.”
― Jamie McGuire, Walking Disaster

“Happy Anniversary, Pidge."

"One down, forever to go”
― Jamie McGuire, A Beautiful Wedding

“She liked it dark when her soul felt black”
― Jamie McGuire, A Beautiful Funeral

“It’s going to crap everywhere, Travis. It’ll bark and whine and . . . I don’t know.â€�
“So does America . . . minus the crapping.”
― Jamie McGuire, Walking Disaster

“Nina, there has always been something about you that I couldn‟t shake. Even when I didn‟t want to love you, I was drawn to you. I couldn‟t think of anything else. Now you‟re my w
ife, and you are carrying our child. There
is nothing more beautiful than that. When you‟re sweaty and exhausted holding Bean, thenthat will be the most beautiful thing I‟ve ever seen. When I see tears fall from your eyes
when we send Bean off to the firs
t day of kindergarten�
that
will the most be the most
beautiful thing I‟ve ever seen. When you comfort me each time we send our kids totraining; on every one of our anniversaries; and when you‟re hair turns gray. Every one of
those moments will be the most
beautiful thing I‟ve ever seen.”
― Jamie McGuire

“Estoy rodeado por chicas, y te diréâ€� a veces, te disparan para ver si saldrás corriendo.”
― Jamie McGuire, Something Beautiful