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Jape Quotes

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George R.R. Martin
“The Queen Who Never Was; what did Viserys ever have that she did not? A little sausage? Is that all it takes to be a king? Let Mushroom rule, then. My sausage is thrice the size of his.”
George R.R. Martin, Fire & Blood

George R.R. Martin
“The King’s Hand should have a hand,â€� the Hand said “I will not have men speaking of the King’s Stump”
George R.R. Martin, Fire & Blood

George R.R. Martin
“If she wants I can find a hundred men and line them up before her naked, and she can pick the one she likes,â€� the king said. “I would sooner she wed a lord, but if she prefers a hedge knight or a merchant or Pate the Pig Boy, I am past the point of caring, so long as she picks someone.”
George R.R. Martin, Fire & Blood

George R.R. Martin
“I will leave the making of law to you, brother,â€� Prince Baelon declared, “I would sooner make sons.”
George R.R. Martin, Fire & Blood

George R.R. Martin
“The more he laughs and gives, the more they despise him.”
George R.R. Martin, The World of Ice & Fire: The Untold History of Westeros and the Game of Thrones