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“I鈥檇 only met him once, at the mall. He was tall, with a big floppy shock of blond hair he was always getting out of his face by jerking his head suddenly to the side, whiplash-style. Rina found this incredibly sexy. It made me nervous. - Caitlin about Jeff”
― Sarah Dessen

“You are playing cards with three Jeffs. One is your father, one is your
brother, and the other is your current boyfriend. All of them have seen
you naked and heard you talking in your sleep. Your boyfriend Jeff gets
up to answer the phone. To them he is a mirror, but to you he is a room.”
― Richard Siken, Crush

“Hey, better than the real thing,鈥� I said. 鈥淲hat do you even do with a chimera?鈥�

鈥淲hat wouldn鈥檛 you do with a chimera?鈥� Jeff asked. 鈥淭hey鈥檙e like the Swiss Army knife of animals.鈥�

鈥淧arty in the front, business in the back,鈥� Catcher agreed.

That earned a snort and laugh from me. 鈥淎ny animal that can be compared to a mullet is a good animal in my book.”
― Chloe Neill, Biting Bad

“Achmed 'Two Jews walk into a bar'
No no no no no' Jeff
You don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard' Achmed"
-Achmed the dead terrorist and Jeff”
― Jeff Dunham

“Go to sleep!”
― Jeff the Killer

“You gotta be kidding me!" I clench my fists. "I am NOT Bilfro Baggins. You are not a wizard with a pointy hat, and this is not the one ring of power." I raise my finger toward the jagged stone.
Jeff's brows rise. "Bilbo? Bilbo Baggins?"
"Whatever!”
― Julie Reece, Crux

“Conner looking at the text he sent Jeff the night before:

8:42pm..Reed:Need you to go to Denver w me.
8:46pm..Jeff: in meeting. give me 1 hr.
8:53pm..Reed: no can do. want wife back. going now. think i cn talk her into it wth sperm.

Hell.Please don't let him have called her.

8:53pm..Jeff: R U drinking?
8:55pm..Reed: have wht she wants. solllid plan. better than hers.
8:56pm..Jeff: leaving now. wait 4 me.
9:02pm..Reed: don't worry botu it.
9:02pm..Jeff: WAIT 4 ME.
9:04pm..Jeff: PICKUP YOU PHONE
9:57pm..Jeff: you should stop for drink @ that bar in terminal with the big olives b4 flight.
10:22pm..Reed: hey, UR at the bar. you look pissed.”
― Mira Lyn Kelly, Waking Up Married

“Jeff opened blue eyes, grinned at me. 鈥淚f you鈥檙e feeling left out . . .鈥� I almost threw out an instinctive no, but I decided to throw him a bone. 鈥淥h, Jeff. It鈥檇 be too good鈥攜ou and me. Too powerful, too much emotion, too much heat. We鈥檇 come together and boom鈥濃€擨 clapped my hands together鈥斺€渓ike a moth to a flame, there鈥檇 be nothing left.鈥� His eyes glazed over. 鈥淐ombustion?鈥� 鈥淭otally.鈥� He was quiet for a moment, his index finger tracing a pattern on the knee of his jeans. Then he nodded. 鈥淭oo powerful. It鈥檇 destroy us both.鈥� I nodded solemnly. 鈥淧robably so.鈥� But I leaned over, pressed my lips to his forehead. 鈥淲e鈥檒l always have Chicago.鈥� 鈥淐hicago,鈥� he dreamily repeated. 鈥淵eah. Definitely.鈥� He cleared his throat, seemed to regain a little composure. 鈥淲hen I tell this story later, you kissed me on the mouth. With tongue. And you were handsy.鈥� I chuckled. 鈥淔air enough.”
― Chloe Neill, Some Girls Bite

“Haven鈥檛 had breakfast,鈥� Jeff replied too casually. 鈥淲ell, that鈥檚 just awful,鈥� I noted, making this news sound dire, my eyes going to his hands. 鈥淣o wife to fill your belly before a hard day of the God鈥檚 honest work of tackling crime?鈥� Max鈥檚 head came up and he made a strangled noise which I hoped was him choking back laughter because he thought I was cute. 鈥淣ope,鈥� Jeff answered through his grin.”
― Kristen Ashley, The Gamble

“You look ho-ot. Sure you don鈥檛 wanna drop this vampire business and join the Pack? We鈥檝e got better . . . insurance.”
― Chloe Neill, Some Girls Bite

“Hello, everyone and Probies,鈥� Jeff said. 鈥淓specially a very healthy Merit.鈥� 鈥淗ello, my knight in shining armor,鈥� I said, taking a seat. 鈥淥r at least my knight with a very shiny reflective blanket.”
― Chloe Neill, Biting Cold