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“Jocks usually aren't smart. Their muscles feast on their brains.”
― Katie McGarry, Dare You To

“In every school I've gone to, all the athletic bastards stick together.”
― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

“It鈥檚 easier for me to make sense of it that way than it is for me to face the other way鈥攔eality. And yet, those evil spirits that were unleashed鈥攂e they fake entities from a stupid carnival ride, or cruel malevolencies from dark spiritual chasms of our universe鈥攈ave stayed with me all these years”
― Tim Cummings, Orphans

“I leave the kitchen table to bathe, and to dress for church. If only my closet held on its shelves an array of faces I could wear rather than dresses, I would know which face to put on today. As for the dresses, I haven't a clue.”
― Tim Cummings, Orphans

“Listen, we鈥檒l come visit you. Okay? I鈥檒l dress up as William Shakespeare, Lucent as Emily Dickinson, and beautiful 鈥楻ay鈥� as someone dashing and manly like Jules Verne or Ernest Hemingway...and we鈥檒l write on your white-room walls. We鈥檒l write you out of your supposed insanity. I love you, Micky Affias.

-James (from "Descendants of the Eminent")”
― Tim Cummings

“His body was perfect. His parents were
loaded. His grades were terrible. He was a high school girl鈥檚
dream come true.”
― Elizabeth Nicole, Chronicles of a Mermaid Out of Water

“It's like when he walked out that door, he took some part of me with him.”
― Kendall Ryan, Playing for Keeps

“It's not just the cheerleading thing I have a problem with, it's the whole jock enchilada. I'm all for a good game of basketball in teh driveway or a killer bike ride. But when there's tackling and grunting involved-- no thanks.”
― Linda Ellerbee, Girl Reporter Stuck in Jam!

“.. when she looked at Nate she saw a kid who鈥檇 been shoved into lockers during high school. And now he wanted the last laugh, taking every opportunity to throw his (nerdy) weight around. He鈥檇 bought a hockey team, and he was going to make the jocks do his bidding, at least until the day he realized that vindication wasn鈥檛 everything in life.”
― Sarina Bowen, Rookie Move

“Thor nodded with enthusiasm, not entirely certain how he (Kvasir) had come to this conclusion from the ashes on the floor but happy to know where Loki was hiding.”
― Neil Gaiman, Norse Mythology

“I know that gen Z has it tough鈥攖hey鈥檙e losing their proms and graduations to the quarantine, they鈥檙e on deck to bear the full brunt of climate catastrophe, and they鈥檙e inheriting a carcass of a society that鈥檚 been fattened up and picked clean by the billionaire class, leaving them with virtually no shot at a life without crushing financial and existential anxiety, let alone any fantasy of retiring from their thankless toil or leaving anything of value to their own children. That鈥檚 bad. BUT, counterpoint! Millennials have to deal with a bunch of that same stuff, kind of, PLUS we had to be teenagers when American Pie came out!...

American Pie absolutely captivated a generation because my generation is tacky as hell. 鈥淚 have a hot girlfriend but she doesn鈥檛 want to have sex鈥� was an entire genre of movies in the 鈥�90s. In the 鈥�90s, people loved it when things were 鈥渞aunchy鈥� (ew!). Every guy at my high school wanted to be Stifler! Can you imagine what that kind of an environment does to a person? To be of the demographic that has a Ron Burgundy quote for every occasion, without the understanding that Ron Burgundy is a satire? This is why we have Jenny McCarthy, I鈥檓 pretty sure, and, by extension, the great whooping cough revival of 2014. Thanks a lot, jocks!”
― Lindy West, Shit, Actually: The Definitive, 100% Objective Guide to Modern Cinema

“I bet you know someone who could use a few naked jocks in their life.”
― Ben Monopoli

“I'd rather hang out with nerds that were kind than with jocks that hated me.”
― Fracaswell Hyman, Mango Delight