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“A joker is a little fool who is different from everyone else. He's not a club, diamond, heart, or spade. He's not an eight or a nine, a king or a jack. He is an outsider. He is placed in the same pack as the other cards, but he doesn't belong there. Therefore, he can be removed without anybody missing him.”
― The Solitaire Mystery
― The Solitaire Mystery

“The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.”
― Die Verschw枚rung des Fiesco zu Genua
― Die Verschw枚rung des Fiesco zu Genua
“Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve. -The Joker”
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“There is always Joker to see through the delusion. Generation succeeds generation, but there is a fool walking the earth who is never ravaged by time.”
― The Solitaire Mystery
― The Solitaire Mystery

“It's salt. Why don't you sprinkle some on me, honey? Aren't I just good enough to eat?”
― Batman: Arkham Asylum - A Serious House on Serious Earth
― Batman: Arkham Asylum - A Serious House on Serious Earth

“Don't talk like you're one of them! You're not... even if you'd like to be. To them you're just a freak, like me. They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out. Like a leper. See, their morals, their "code"... it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these uh, these "civilized people", they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.”
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“So why don't we have a go? There are two of us.'
Little Mike realized that his friend was actually serious. 'Two of us? Father Hillary had God Almighty helping out, and look where it got him.'
'I know. But we're a team. For years, since primary. Batman and Robin.'
'Robin got killed,' said Mike.
Christy was shocked. 'He did not, did he? Jesus, I didn't hear about that.'
'Yeah. It was a big shock. The Joker kilt him.'
'That fuckin' Joker. I didn't see that coming.' ("Taking on PJ")”
― Dublin Noir
Little Mike realized that his friend was actually serious. 'Two of us? Father Hillary had God Almighty helping out, and look where it got him.'
'I know. But we're a team. For years, since primary. Batman and Robin.'
'Robin got killed,' said Mike.
Christy was shocked. 'He did not, did he? Jesus, I didn't hear about that.'
'Yeah. It was a big shock. The Joker kilt him.'
'That fuckin' Joker. I didn't see that coming.' ("Taking on PJ")”
― Dublin Noir

“Show Dr. Princi your teeth. That's right, let's see 'em all. Christ, Sparks, is that your tongue or are you swallowing a squirrel? Keep moving -”
― Red Dragon
― Red Dragon

“And that was it. He needed me. This scarred, broken man needed me... And I wanted to be there for him.
I wanted to smile for him...
I needed to.”
― Harleen
I wanted to smile for him...
I needed to.”
― Harleen

“Perhaps we know each other in the future and you're only remembering backward.
- The Joker”
― Heartless
- The Joker”
― Heartless

“Ah, but you can't be Frank. You've already told me that your name is Catherine.鈥�
- The Joker”
― Heartless
- The Joker”
― Heartless

“I meant no offense. A laugh like that is richer than gold to a man of my position. I will make it my life's work to hear the sound again. Every day, if it pleases you. No鈥攖wice a day, and at least once before breakfast. A royal joker must set the highest of expectations.
- The Joker”
― Heartless
- The Joker”
― Heartless

“Who's the Joker, playing with our perception?
Who's that thief, grabbing our attention?”
― On My Way To Infinity: A Seeker's Poetic Pilgrimage
Who's that thief, grabbing our attention?”
― On My Way To Infinity: A Seeker's Poetic Pilgrimage
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