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“What did you call her?" she asks but I don't think it's her real question.
"Sunshine," I say, and she smiles like she believes it's perfect and she may be the only person other than me who would think so.
"What is she to you?" she whispers. The real question and I know the answer even if I don't know how to say it.
Drew's muffled voice rises up from the floor before I can respond.
"Family," he says.
And he's right.”
―
"Sunshine," I say, and she smiles like she believes it's perfect and she may be the only person other than me who would think so.
"What is she to you?" she whispers. The real question and I know the answer even if I don't know how to say it.
Drew's muffled voice rises up from the floor before I can respond.
"Family," he says.
And he's right.”
―

“What are you working on?" I ask.
"The last page." He gestures towards the table, where a pencilled sketch is being turned into inked brushstrokes. It's a drawing of us, in this caf茅, in this moment.
I smile up at him "It's beautiful. But what comes next?"
"The best part." And he pulls me back into his arms. "The happily ever after.”
― Isla and the Happily Ever After
"The last page." He gestures towards the table, where a pencilled sketch is being turned into inked brushstrokes. It's a drawing of us, in this caf茅, in this moment.
I smile up at him "It's beautiful. But what comes next?"
"The best part." And he pulls me back into his arms. "The happily ever after.”
― Isla and the Happily Ever After

“You know, If you weren't tiny, cute and remarkably innocent looking I'd be running away right now. This feels like the set-up to some torture porn.”
― Isla and the Happily Ever After
― Isla and the Happily Ever After

“Crushes are so awful. I wonder if they suck worse for the crush-er or the crush-ee. I consider my three years of watching Josh from afar. Yeah, definitely the crush-er.”
― Isla and the Happily Ever After
― Isla and the Happily Ever After

“The great thing about having a morally questionable best friend was that they didn鈥檛 question you when you did morally questionable things.”
― Twisted Hate
― Twisted Hate

“You've been avoiding me," he said, talking to the sandwich.
I laughed. He looked over at me. "Sorry. I just realized that you talk to a lot of inanimate objects.”
― Snowed In
I laughed. He looked over at me. "Sorry. I just realized that you talk to a lot of inanimate objects.”
― Snowed In

“Alex stared at me with an uncharacteristic glint of disbelief in his eyes.
鈥淲丑补迟?鈥�
鈥淣inety-nine percent of people in this world are idiots,鈥� he said. 鈥淚 regret to inform you that you鈥檙e one of them.鈥�
My brows snapped together. 鈥淚鈥檓 convinced you don鈥檛 actually want to be my friend again.鈥�
Where was the ass kissing? The flattery? He gave up his company and flew to fucking London for Ava, but I couldn鈥檛 get so much as a sympathetic that sucks, man? Talk about getting the short end of the grovel stick.”
― Twisted Hate
鈥淲丑补迟?鈥�
鈥淣inety-nine percent of people in this world are idiots,鈥� he said. 鈥淚 regret to inform you that you鈥檙e one of them.鈥�
My brows snapped together. 鈥淚鈥檓 convinced you don鈥檛 actually want to be my friend again.鈥�
Where was the ass kissing? The flattery? He gave up his company and flew to fucking London for Ava, but I couldn鈥檛 get so much as a sympathetic that sucks, man? Talk about getting the short end of the grovel stick.”
― Twisted Hate

“It was on the table when I got here," Matt said in his defense.
Josh eyed the open [Cosmo] magazine. "You don't already know how to satisfy your boyfriends in bed?"
Matt ignored this. "Did either of you know there's ninety-nine ways to give a blow job? That's ninety-nine nights of blow jobs."
"Look at you with the math skills," Josh said.
Matt flipped him off while Ty flipped the page. "'How to Give Your Hoo-Ha a Spa Day.' Huh," he said. "I didn't know a woman's hoo-ha needed a spa day.”
― Forever and a Day
Josh eyed the open [Cosmo] magazine. "You don't already know how to satisfy your boyfriends in bed?"
Matt ignored this. "Did either of you know there's ninety-nine ways to give a blow job? That's ninety-nine nights of blow jobs."
"Look at you with the math skills," Josh said.
Matt flipped him off while Ty flipped the page. "'How to Give Your Hoo-Ha a Spa Day.' Huh," he said. "I didn't know a woman's hoo-ha needed a spa day.”
― Forever and a Day

“I've done things I deeply regret, but helping you isn't, and never will be one of them.”
― Of Broken Things and Paint Splatterings
― Of Broken Things and Paint Splatterings

“He finally cleared his throat. "Well, huh."
"Yeah," I said. "What now?"
"Well"鈥攈e cleared his throat again鈥�"I guess you and I go. I mean, unless you really don't want to."
Why put it on me to bail out?
"Do you want to?" I asked.
"Yeah. I really do. I had to talk Dad into giving me the afternoon off. And since I don't usually go to a lot of trouble to fix lunch, it seems a shame to waste the effort. Besides, there's the thing I want you to see."
He said all of this while staring at the door like he was talking to it. I almost expected it to respond.”
― Snowed In
"Yeah," I said. "What now?"
"Well"鈥攈e cleared his throat again鈥�"I guess you and I go. I mean, unless you really don't want to."
Why put it on me to bail out?
"Do you want to?" I asked.
"Yeah. I really do. I had to talk Dad into giving me the afternoon off. And since I don't usually go to a lot of trouble to fix lunch, it seems a shame to waste the effort. Besides, there's the thing I want you to see."
He said all of this while staring at the door like he was talking to it. I almost expected it to respond.”
― Snowed In

“How come you like Josh so much anyway? All he does is sit around drinking overpriced coffee and bitching about how awful things are"
"He cares about the world."
"If he cared about the world, he'd donate the ten thousand dollars he must spend on coffee every year to charity. That would be doing something.”
― Something, Maybe
"He cares about the world."
"If he cared about the world, he'd donate the ten thousand dollars he must spend on coffee every year to charity. That would be doing something.”
― Something, Maybe

“As she does, she turns her hand over, lacing her fingers into mine. For as many nerve endings as I thought I had in my hand, I now realize there are a hundred times more.”
― The Future of Us
― The Future of Us

“Do you really think he was flirting with me?"
"Let's see. He gave you candy you hate - I saw your face - and a CD of songs..." He looks at the CD. "All of these are, like, twenty years old at least. Figures. Oh, and he groped your face. Sounds like true love to me.”
― Something, Maybe
"Let's see. He gave you candy you hate - I saw your face - and a CD of songs..." He looks at the CD. "All of these are, like, twenty years old at least. Figures. Oh, and he groped your face. Sounds like true love to me.”
― Something, Maybe

“Blackthorn? Please. Shut. Up." I grab the collar of his jacket and pull him into me, answering every last protest with a kiss- a real one, deep and intentional.”
― Bittersweet
― Bittersweet

“It was on the table when I got here," Matt said in his defense.
Josh eyed the open magazine. "You don't already know how to satisfy your boyfriends in bed?"
Matt ignored this. "Did either of you know there's ninety-nine ways to give a blow job? That's ninety-nine nights of blow jobs."
"Look at you with the math skills," Josh said.
Matt flipped him off while Ty flipped the page. "'How to Give Your Hoo-Ha a Spa Day.' Huh," he said. "I didn't know a woman's hoo-ha needed a spa day.”
―
Josh eyed the open magazine. "You don't already know how to satisfy your boyfriends in bed?"
Matt ignored this. "Did either of you know there's ninety-nine ways to give a blow job? That's ninety-nine nights of blow jobs."
"Look at you with the math skills," Josh said.
Matt flipped him off while Ty flipped the page. "'How to Give Your Hoo-Ha a Spa Day.' Huh," he said. "I didn't know a woman's hoo-ha needed a spa day.”
―
“Can you even cry, anyway? With your eyes and all." Josh asks, fingers tapping a rhythm on the cushion behind Caid's right shoulder.
Caid swats his arm away. Says, "How is someone paying you to teach children? Of course I can fucking cry; it's not my tear ducts that are broken."
"I teach history, not the anatomy of eyeballs, shithead."
"How old are you?" Caid scoffs, feeling frustrated and exposed. He hates talking about his blindness. Hates it almost more than actually being blind.”
― The Sudden Visibility of Sound
Caid swats his arm away. Says, "How is someone paying you to teach children? Of course I can fucking cry; it's not my tear ducts that are broken."
"I teach history, not the anatomy of eyeballs, shithead."
"How old are you?" Caid scoffs, feeling frustrated and exposed. He hates talking about his blindness. Hates it almost more than actually being blind.”
― The Sudden Visibility of Sound

“God, I hope we don鈥檛 have to use that,鈥� was all he said out loud. 鈥淥h, come on, Quentina. We鈥檙e not looking for trouble. We just want to be ready if it comes.鈥� Josh could hardly contain himself. 鈥淒ungeons & Dragons, motherfucker!”
― The Magicians
― The Magicians
“Josh, you saw him," Tally says, "What did he look like? Did he look nice?"
"He looked like a person," Josh grunts.
"Don't be a spoilsport," Tally says, and Caid hears her smack Josh on the arm.
"Shortish, blondish, thinish," Josh says.
"Thank you, Josh," Caid says, "Your way with words astounds me yet again."
"Well, whatever," Tally says. "What did you guys talk about? You said he's nice?"
"We talked about a lot of things. And yeah, he's鈥擨 mean, we traded numbers, so hopefully he'll call."
"I hope so, too," Tally says. "I'm glad you have somebody to hang out with now."
"Because I was such horrible company?" Josh says, voice thick and deep like he's got a mouthful of ice cream.
"I wouldn't say horrible," Caid says. "Unbearable, maybe. Like one of those YouTube videos that never loads." And with that, he shoots a shit-eating grin in Josh's direction, and shovels a spoonful of ice cream into his mouth.”
― The Sudden Visibility of Sound
"He looked like a person," Josh grunts.
"Don't be a spoilsport," Tally says, and Caid hears her smack Josh on the arm.
"Shortish, blondish, thinish," Josh says.
"Thank you, Josh," Caid says, "Your way with words astounds me yet again."
"Well, whatever," Tally says. "What did you guys talk about? You said he's nice?"
"We talked about a lot of things. And yeah, he's鈥擨 mean, we traded numbers, so hopefully he'll call."
"I hope so, too," Tally says. "I'm glad you have somebody to hang out with now."
"Because I was such horrible company?" Josh says, voice thick and deep like he's got a mouthful of ice cream.
"I wouldn't say horrible," Caid says. "Unbearable, maybe. Like one of those YouTube videos that never loads." And with that, he shoots a shit-eating grin in Josh's direction, and shovels a spoonful of ice cream into his mouth.”
― The Sudden Visibility of Sound

“Never. I wouldn鈥檛 trade one day I鈥檝e spent married to Clarisse for even an hour of being single again. I need Clarisse like I need air.”
― Runaway King
― Runaway King

“Su muerte no entraba en sus planes.[...] Que ardiera el mundo en su lugar.”
― Donde el silencio se rompe (BestiesBooks)
― Donde el silencio se rompe (BestiesBooks)
“You Norah, are going to be alright. You are going to find a new life, and a new happiness, without me. This is your chance Norah. You deserve this. Your freedom, your peace. No more darkness. No more demons”
― All the Pieces
― All the Pieces

“Josh: Did you come willingly or did Parker have to drag you by your hair?"
Drew: Oh, I'm sure there was a little hair pulling." Drew mumbles next to me, I swat his arm.
Haley: I came willingly."
Drew: Bet you did." I punch him this time.”
― Broken
Drew: Oh, I'm sure there was a little hair pulling." Drew mumbles next to me, I swat his arm.
Haley: I came willingly."
Drew: Bet you did." I punch him this time.”
― Broken
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