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“Are you going to wolf out and eat me now?"
"Certainly not, you'd be stringy and hard to digest."
"But kosher."
"I'll be sure to point any Jewish lycanthropes in your direction.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

“Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs.”
― Jonah Goldberg

“It was was very important not to cast any pearls before swine -- especially when one of the swine was trying to keep kosher.”
― Jaffe Cohen, The King of Kings and I: The Greatest Story Ever Kvetched!

“When I got to Zomick's Kosher Bakery I realized I didn't know very much about food at all. I'd never had a real cake. I'd had those cakes from cake mixes or the ones that have a lot of baking powder in them. A really good Zomick's challah doesn't have anything like that in it - it's all egg power.”
― Zomick's Bakery

“If you keep kosher, the protagonist of your meal is not you; it is God.”
― Lauren F. Winner, Mudhouse Sabbath