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Rick Riordan
“Coach," Annabeth said, "it was an accident. We were talking, and we fell asleep."
"Besides," Percy said, "you're starting to sound like Terminus."
Hedge narrowed his eyes. "Is that an insult, Jackson? 'Cause I'll-I'll Terminus you, buddy!”
Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

James  Patterson
“He nuzzled my neck, inhaling deeply. “Mmm. You smell so good.â€�

“Oh, yeah,� I said, smirking. “I call this new perfume ‘Le Jungle grime et tropical BO.� �

“Dirt and sweat. Very sexy.”
James Patterson, Nevermore

James  Patterson
“He rolled his eyes and took my hand. His hand was hard and calloused, tough with muscle and old scars.
The night settled around us like a blanket. I could hear the water lapping against the dock. We were totally alone.
“You’re . . . ,� he began, and I waited, heart throbbing in my throat. “Such a pain,� he concluded.
“What?� I asked, just as his head swooped in and his mouth touched mine. I tried to speak, but one of
Fang’s hands held the back of my head, and he kept his lips pressed against me, kissing me softly but with a Fanglike determination.
Oh, jeez, I thought distractedly. Jeez, this is Fang, and me, and . . . Fang tilted his head to kiss me more deeply, and I felt totally lightheaded. Then I remembered to breathe through my nose, and the fog cleared a tiny bit. Somehow we were pressed together, Fang’s arms around me now, sliding under my
wings, his hands flat against my back.
It was incredible. I loved it. I loved him.
It was a total disaster.
Gasping, I pulled back. “I, uh�,� I began oh so coherently, and then I jumped up, almost knocking him
over, and raced down the dock. I took off, flying fast, like a rocket.”
James Patterson, The Final Warning

Erin Hunter
“I'm more lopsided than a one legged badger!" Graypaw stopped his careful stalking to wander comically across the clearing "I will have to settle for hunting stupid mice I shall just wander up to them, and sit on them until they surrender!”
Erin hunter

Gemma Halliday
“She went in the pool," she finished for me. "Ohmigod. She was killed while tweeting. It was Twittercide!”
Gemma Halliday, Social Suicide

Susan Ee
“My friends call me Wrath," says Raffe. "My enemies call me Please Have Mercy. What's your name, soldier boy?" Raffe's mocking tone brings a flush to my cheeks for no reason.”
Susan Ee, Angelfall

James  Patterson
“Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings.

Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that.

"He needs a Band-Aid," I said. A look passed between me and Fang, full of suppressed humor, relief, understanding,love â€� Forget I said that too. I don't know what's wrong with me.”
James Patterson, Max

Rachel Vincent
“Sneak out." He shrugged, as if that should have been a no-brainer. But that was easy for him to say. He was dead. What else could they do to him, take away his birthday?”
Rachel Vincent, My Soul to Save

James  Patterson
“There you have it: our lives in a nutshell. Emphasis on nut.”
James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

James  Patterson
“Glaring at the Gasman, ter Borcht said, “Your time is coming to an end, you
pathetic failure of an experiment. Vhat you say now is how you vill be
°ù±ð³¾±ð³¾²ú±ð°ù±ð»å.â€�
Gazzy’s blue eyes flashed. “Then you can remember me telling you to kiss
³¾²â-â€�
“Enough!â€� ter Borcht said.”
James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

James  Patterson
“I found this, though," Gazzy said excitedly, holding up a small green box. "Gas-X! Like, 'X' for explosion! This is great! I'm thinking I rig this with a detonator and-"
"Did you find that in the medicine cabinet?" Dylan asked.
"Yeah."
"It's for upset stomachs," Dylan said, trying to hide a smile. He pointed to the words on the box. "It's to reduce gas in you digestive system, not to create more gas to make explosions."
Gazzy's face fell as Iggy said, "Really? Gazzy, take it! Take the whole box!”
James Patterson, Angel

James  Patterson
“Everybody in!" I said.
Which was when we discovered the final problem.
Little Echos aren't designed to hold six, count them six, larger-than-average-sized children.
And their wings.
And a dog.
"This is like a clown car," Total grumbled front my lap in the front seat.
"Why does the dog get to sit in your lap?'' Gazzy asked plaintively, as we rattled and banged down the dark streets. "How about a kid?"
"Oh. 'The dog.' Very nice," said Total.
"Because you're not allowed to have people on your lap in the front seats," I explained. "It's not safe. If a cop saw us, we'd be stopped for sure. You want Total back there?"
Everyone in the back screamed no at the same time.”
James Patterson, School's Out—Forever

Rachel Vincent
“My hands wrapped around his waist, traveling up the broad expanse of his back, mooth and hard, and...
"Give it a rest, already," Tod snapped from somewhere behind his brother. "It already smells like sex in here, and you're both still dressed. You have no idea how messed up that is.”
Rachel Vincent, My Soul to Save

Annabel Monaghan
“The stench that surrounded me suggested that the tarp over my face had been previously used either to transport fertiliser or as toilet paper.”
Annabel Monaghan, A Girl Named Digit

James  Patterson
“Not saving you from this storm, mutant,â€� he said. “Saving you for your later fate, we are.â€�
His voice was weirdly inflected and metallic, like an automated answering machine.
“Oh, good. Yoda captured us,â€� Fang whispered.”
James Patterson, The Final Warning

Thea Harrison
“Somehow she had climbed halfway up his body before he managed to grasp her waist. He plucked her off and set her on her feet.
She started to climb up his body again.
“Are you having fun?� he asked suspiciously.
“We’re on the fucking moon!� she shouted. “There’s nothing here!�
He stared at her. “I don’t think you’re having fun.�
“No air!�
He shook his head. “Think about that logically. Could you have possibly said those words if there truly was no air? Of course
there’s no air or atmosphere outside this bubble—�
“O´Ú³¦´Ç³Ü°ù²õ±ð³Ù³ó±ð°ù±ð’s²Ô´Ç´Ú³Ü³¦°ì¾±²Ô²µ²¹¾±°ù³ó±ð°ù±ð´Ç°ù´Ú³Ü³¦°ì¾±²Ô²µ²¹³Ù³¾´Ç²õ±è³ó±ð°ù±ð´Ç²Ô³Ù³ó±ð´Ú³Ü³¦°ì¾±²Ô²µ²µ´Ç»å»å²¹³¾²Ô²Ñ°¿°¿±·²â´Ç³Ü³Ò°¿¶Ù¶Ù´¡²Ñ±·¹ó±«°ä°­±õ±·³Ò°ä¸é´¡´Ü³Û²Ñ°¿¸é°¿±·±õ°ä¶Ù´³±õ±·±·â€¦â¶Ä�
“Grace,â€� he roared in her face.”
Thea Harrison, Oracle's Moon

Jim  Butcher
“If you turn into a hideous monster and I am sent to slay you, I will remember this and make it as painless as I can, out of respect for you.”
Jim Butcher, Changes

Bree Despain
“Did you see the look on that guy's face when he hit the ground? He was all like "Come here, defenceless little girl,' and then you were like 'BAM! Take that, suck-face! I've got superpowers!”
Bree Despain, The Lost Saint

James  Patterson
“You have terminated me,â€� one of them said in a strange, flat voice. “But I
am one of many.�
“Robots!� Iggy breathed, taking Total from Angel.
“One of many, one of many, one of many,� the robot Eraser was saying. Now
Nudge saw the red light in its eyes, saw how they were fading and winking out.
“Good!� spat the Gasman, kicking it hard. “Because we like to blow stuff up,
blow stuff up, blow stuff up!”
James Patterson

Dean Koontz
“I possess everyone who sleeps in the motor court, roam their memories, and embed recurrent nightmares that will destroy their sleep for weeks after I’ve departed them.â€�
“I’d prefer a free continental breakfast.”
Dean Koontz, Odd Interlude #1
tags: humor, lol

Jade Lee
“Yes, well, how was I to know you would be so dramatic? Really, Francine, I don’t know where you get it from.â€� Then she primly grabbed the fowling gun before departing from the room.”
Jade Lee, Engaged in Passion
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