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Lolz Quotes

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R.A. Salvatore
“First blood is mine.
Last blood counts for more.

--Artemis Entreri and Drizzt Do'Urden”
R.A. Salvatore

Malcolm Gladwell
“hey hey its Brooke im 12 and having trouble my teacher told me to get on here sooo yaaa see ya soon pic uplaodin soon!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Malcolm Gladwell, What the Dog Saw and Other Adventures
tags: lolz

Ethan Day
“As he slowly climbed the stairs, Cassidy looked upward and vowed in Scarlett O'Hara-like fashion, ¡°As God is my witness, I shall never kick a man who's got my dick in his mouth again.”
Ethan Day, At Piper's Point
tags: humor, lolz

Tamsyn Muir
“If one does nothing but think of someone, it takes up all the time you could use to do something about them. I wish nobody thought of me, but did a lot for me instead. It's just like someone else going to the sea-side when you're not, and sending a card back saying they're thinking of you; it's worse than if they weren't thinking of you at all, and now you have a horrid card that you have to be grateful for. And I have decided that I don't like being grateful ¡ªat¡ªall.”
Tamsyn Muir, Princess Floralinda and the Forty-Flight Tower

“Commentator C: ¡°¡­right, let¡¯s watch this replay! First, Soft was double-flash ganked by the enemy mid laner and jungler. Then God Lu, who was already prepared to countergank, threw out an online dating flash¡­ I¡¯m sorry, that was a slip of the tongue. He threw out a teammate camaraderie flash and saved Soft¡­”
Jiang Zi Bei, ÎÒÐÐÈÃÎÒÉÏ I Can Do It

Ethan Day
“Cassidy continued to rub his chest and groaned at Ollie pleadingly. ¡°I don't like it. Make it stop.¡±
¡°It's just love, sweetie. It won't kill you. I promise.¡±
¡°³¢´Ç±¹±ð totally sucks ass!¡±
Ollie shrugged nonchalantly. ¡°Perhaps I'm wrong. Maybe you're having a heart attack.¡±
Cassidy glanced back up, hopeful. ¡°You think?¡±
Ollie shook his head. ¡°You're one sick bitch.”
Ethan Day, At Piper's Point

S.E. Harmon
“Mac, are you even listening?¡± Nick¡¯s voice sounded annoyed. ¡°You used to be a lot more attentive.¡±
¡°I used to be banging you too,¡± I informed him absently. ¡°I found your opinions about my love life a lot more interesting then.”
S.E. Harmon, Stay with Me
tags: lolz

“Live, Laugh, Love”
some baddie
tags: lolz