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“hey hey its Brooke im 12 and having trouble my teacher told me to get on here sooo yaaa see ya soon pic uplaodin soon!!!!!!!!!!!!”
― What the Dog Saw and Other Adventures
― What the Dog Saw and Other Adventures

“As he slowly climbed the stairs, Cassidy looked upward and vowed in Scarlett O'Hara-like fashion, ¡°As God is my witness, I shall never kick a man who's got my dick in his mouth again.”
― At Piper's Point
― At Piper's Point

“If one does nothing but think of someone, it takes up all the time you could use to do something about them. I wish nobody thought of me, but did a lot for me instead. It's just like someone else going to the sea-side when you're not, and sending a card back saying they're thinking of you; it's worse than if they weren't thinking of you at all, and now you have a horrid card that you have to be grateful for. And I have decided that I don't like being grateful ¡ªat¡ªall.”
― Princess Floralinda and the Forty-Flight Tower
― Princess Floralinda and the Forty-Flight Tower
“Commentator C: ¡°¡right, let¡¯s watch this replay! First, Soft was double-flash ganked by the enemy mid laner and jungler. Then God Lu, who was already prepared to countergank, threw out an online dating flash¡ I¡¯m sorry, that was a slip of the tongue. He threw out a teammate camaraderie flash and saved Soft¡”
― ÎÒÐÐÈÃÎÒÉÏ I Can Do It
― ÎÒÐÐÈÃÎÒÉÏ I Can Do It

“Cassidy continued to rub his chest and groaned at Ollie pleadingly. ¡°I don't like it. Make it stop.¡±
¡°It's just love, sweetie. It won't kill you. I promise.¡±
¡°³¢´Ç±¹±ð totally sucks ass!¡±
Ollie shrugged nonchalantly. ¡°Perhaps I'm wrong. Maybe you're having a heart attack.¡±
Cassidy glanced back up, hopeful. ¡°You think?¡±
Ollie shook his head. ¡°You're one sick bitch.”
― At Piper's Point
¡°It's just love, sweetie. It won't kill you. I promise.¡±
¡°³¢´Ç±¹±ð totally sucks ass!¡±
Ollie shrugged nonchalantly. ¡°Perhaps I'm wrong. Maybe you're having a heart attack.¡±
Cassidy glanced back up, hopeful. ¡°You think?¡±
Ollie shook his head. ¡°You're one sick bitch.”
― At Piper's Point

“Mac, are you even listening?¡± Nick¡¯s voice sounded annoyed. ¡°You used to be a lot more attentive.¡±
¡°I used to be banging you too,¡± I informed him absently. ¡°I found your opinions about my love life a lot more interesting then.”
― Stay with Me
¡°I used to be banging you too,¡± I informed him absently. ¡°I found your opinions about my love life a lot more interesting then.”
― Stay with Me
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