Mazda Quotes
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“Except, now that I don’t have a car, I can’t really make good on my birthday promise.�
Sydney thought about it for several moments. “Well. I’ve got a car.�
An hour later, I vowed I’d never make fun of that Mazda again.”
― The Fiery Heart
Sydney thought about it for several moments. “Well. I’ve got a car.�
An hour later, I vowed I’d never make fun of that Mazda again.”
― The Fiery Heart

“The new MX-5 is like the new Ford Mondeo and the Subaru
Legacy Outback. It is one of those cars that's absolutely brilliant ... and nobody buys it. You never see one on the road.”
― Round the Bend
Legacy Outback. It is one of those cars that's absolutely brilliant ... and nobody buys it. You never see one on the road.”
― Round the Bend

“Mazda [Ahura] checked his phone and quickly received the message, “Neat,� he cracked a half smile, “I think I like Twitter.”
― Operation Cosmic Teapot
― Operation Cosmic Teapot

“Alarmed, Odin announced, “This thing says Mazda on it!�
The group took a close look at the decal on the back of the car. Thor brought his war hammer over his head, “What is it? Can I smash it?�
Odin put his hand up, “No, wait. I don't think that this is a god. Look, there are others named Mazda, too. I think these are used to transport people.”
― Operation Cosmic Teapot
The group took a close look at the decal on the back of the car. Thor brought his war hammer over his head, “What is it? Can I smash it?�
Odin put his hand up, “No, wait. I don't think that this is a god. Look, there are others named Mazda, too. I think these are used to transport people.”
― Operation Cosmic Teapot

“I ain't never heardin' of a place called Odin.�
Now Mazda knew. Hillbilly. A fucking hillbilly. If there was one thing that Mazda disliked more than Greeks, it was hillbillies. He grabbed the slack-jawed yokel by the throat and lifted him off the ground, “Not a place. A who.�
The man had a difficult time speaking, “Awho? Who's Awho? Is he at Odin?”
― Operation Cosmic Teapot
Now Mazda knew. Hillbilly. A fucking hillbilly. If there was one thing that Mazda disliked more than Greeks, it was hillbillies. He grabbed the slack-jawed yokel by the throat and lifted him off the ground, “Not a place. A who.�
The man had a difficult time speaking, “Awho? Who's Awho? Is he at Odin?”
― Operation Cosmic Teapot
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