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“She'd even violated the only sensible rule of dieting she'd ever run across, the sage advice of the Muppets' Miss Piggy, who recommended never eating anything bigger than your head.”
― He Loves Lucy
― He Loves Lucy

“Life is meant to be fun, and joyous, and fulfilling. May each of yours be that - having each of you as a child of mine has certainly been one of the good things in my life. Know that I've always loved each of you with an eternal, bottomless love. A love that has nothing to do with each other, for I feel my love for each of you is total and all-encompassing. Please watch out for each other and love and forgive everybody. It's a good life, enjoy it.”
― It's Not Easy Being Green and Other Things to Consider
― It's Not Easy Being Green and Other Things to Consider

“It鈥檚 true鈥攖here are only, like, two songs about rainbows, including that one. He should be asking why there are so few songs about rainbows.”
― Must've Done Something Good
― Must've Done Something Good

“His sister, in a big turquoise Angora sweater, leaned upon the wood frame of the open nursery door, anxiously looking out to see if he was really going to show, beaming and waving like a pastel colored TV Muppet when she spotted him.”
― Jerusalem
― Jerusalem
“What a patsy I must be to let you mock me like this! I didn't know that women were so eager to make fools of us men."
"Uh, I hate to break it to ya, but most of you are actually DIY types.”
― Muppets Meet the Classics: The Phantom of the Opera
"Uh, I hate to break it to ya, but most of you are actually DIY types.”
― Muppets Meet the Classics: The Phantom of the Opera
“Pep茅 interrupted. "What ees Barrel of Laughs?"
Waldorf cracked, "One thing Fozzie will never be.”
― Muppets Meet the Classics: The Phantom of the Opera
Waldorf cracked, "One thing Fozzie will never be.”
― Muppets Meet the Classics: The Phantom of the Opera
“Curiosity killed the cat. Trust me," he said, drawing out each word, "you don't want to find out what it could do to the pig.”
― Muppets Meet the Classics: The Phantom of the Opera
― Muppets Meet the Classics: The Phantom of the Opera

“Indeed, [Jimmy] Dean believed in Rowlf so completely that he would sometimes genuinely break up when Rowlf delivered one-liners, laughing so hard that he was unable to sing. "I treated Rowlf like he was real, but he WAS real to me," Dean said, "and I think that's one of the reasons he made such an impression on everyone.”
― Jim Henson: The Biography
― Jim Henson: The Biography
“May your future be bright...even if you're not”
― It's Hard Out Here For a Shrimp: Life, Love & Living Large
― It's Hard Out Here For a Shrimp: Life, Love & Living Large
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