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“These napkins are more holy than righteous,鈥� Mrs. Wapshot said, and most of her conversation at table was made up of just such chestnuts, saws and hoary puns.”
― The Wapshot Chronicle
― The Wapshot Chronicle

“Professor Butts walks in his sleep, strolls through a cactus field in his bare feet, and screams out an idea for a self-operating napkin.”
― Inventions: The Legendary Works (A) of America鈥檚 (B) Most Honored (C) Cartoonist
― Inventions: The Legendary Works (A) of America鈥檚 (B) Most Honored (C) Cartoonist
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