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“Lily, the girl who’d talked back to the jock, said, “I want to get as far away
from my parents as possible. We’re like potassium and water.�
The other kids laughed and I said, “Huh?�
“If potassium comes into contact with water, it instantly combusts,� Lily
said slowly so if she was talking to a child.”
― The Shadow Girl of Birch Grove
from my parents as possible. We’re like potassium and water.�
The other kids laughed and I said, “Huh?�
“If potassium comes into contact with water, it instantly combusts,� Lily
said slowly so if she was talking to a child.”
― The Shadow Girl of Birch Grove

“Oregon was discovered when someone followed the Oregon Trail right out to the end.”
― It All Started with Columbus
― It All Started with Columbus
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