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“I need to start using a hurricane naming system for my hangovers,�� he mumbles, stretching out on the couch. “I’m calling this one Abby. She’s a total whore.”
― Christina Lauren, Dark Wild Night

“Motherfucking Joe starts yell-singing along with Def Leppard:
-demolition man, can i be your man?
Oh.My.God. Music dies, Joe proclaims "Show Thyself, mighty stallion!" Laughing i call out "Shut the fuck up!”
― Christina Lauren, Dark Wild Night