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Off Topic Quotes

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Michael Scott
“BILLY: Did you ever watch Star Trek?
MACHIAVELLI: Do I look like I watch Star Trek?
BILLY: It's hard to tell who's a Trekkie.
MACHIAVELLI: Billy, I ran one of the most sophisticated secret service organizations in the world. I did not have time for Star Trek. (pause) I was more of a Star Wars fan. Why do you ask?
BILLY: Well, when Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock beamed down to a planet, usually with Dr. McCoy and sometimes with Scotty from engineering...
MACHIAVELLI: Wait a minute--what's Mr. Spock again?
BILLY: A Vulcan.
MACHIAVELLI: His rank.
BILLY: The first officer.
MACHIAVELLI: So the captain, the first officer, the ship's doctor, and sometimes the engineer all beam down to a planet. Together. The entire complement of the senior officers?
BILLY: (nods)
MACHIAVELLI: And who has command of the ship?
BILLY: (shrug) I don't know. Junior officers, I guess.
MACHIAVELLI: If they worked for me I'd have them court-martialed. That sounds like a gross dereliction of duty.
BILLY: I know. I always thought it was a little odd myself.”
Michael Scott, The Enchantress

G.R. Reader
“There was something so unutterably ridiculous about the sight of a US company deleting posts accusing it of censorship that many other people began to protest.”
G.R. Reader, Off-Topic: The Story of an Internet Revolt

Jane Washington
“We can put your friends in the tower,â€� Vidrol added, rubbing a finger along the sharp line of his jaw. “It’s only a matter of time before the Darkness tries capturing them and using them against you. If Calder fails to produce you, that’s exactly where they’ll turn next and the tower is the most secure part of the Keep.â€�

“And me?� I asked, my lip twitching. “Where are you going to put me?�

His eyes flashed dark green, his lids growing heavy. “On your back,â€� he said plainly. “On my bed. On my desk. Over my throne. You pick.”
Jane Washington, A World of Lost Words