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Parking Quotes

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Jon   Stewart
“Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.”
Jon Stewart

Larissa Ione
“I’ll park somewhere dark.� She fisted his T-shirt, not even ashamed of her desperation. “Out of the way—�
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He gently peeled her hand away, slammed the door, and got in the driver’s side. Then he turned to her, the harsh planes of his face in the shadows creating a savage expression the stuck her tongue to the roof of her mouth.
”I need you in a bed tonight, Jillian. I need more than a fuck. I need to make love to you until neither one of us can move, because after tonight, I don’t want there to be even the slightest doubt that you’re mine.”
Larissa Ione, Rogue Rider

Neal Stephenson
“He parks in the far corner of the lot, explaining that it is more logical to do this and then walk for fifteen seconds than it is to spend fifteen minutes looking for a closer space.”
Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon

Tom Vanderbilt
“The way humans hunt for parking and the way animals hunt for food are not as different as you might think.”
Tom Vanderbilt, Traffic: Why We Drive the Way We Do and What It Says About Us

J.G. Ballard
“When Armageddon takes place, parking is going to be a major problem.”
J.G. Ballard, Millennium People

Michael Ben Zehabe
“Zoe rubbed her forehead and grimaced. “America is one toll booth after another. In Noshahr I could park anything in front of our compound, but not in free America. I tried to buy a goat to roast. I am not going to tell you the trouble that caused.�
“You can’t roast goat in America?�
“You can roast,� Zoe said, “but there are certain rules about goats. And it made the neighborhood children cry. The details are too tedious for the telephone.”
Michael Benzehabe

Dark Jar Tin Zoo
“I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.�”
Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Mark Helprin
“What I did with his automobile was fairly dramatic and somewhat risky, but still a lot easier than finding a parking place on the Upper East Side.”
Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case

“The question is: why can’t parking lots be modest paradises?”
Eran Ben-Joseph

Stephen        King
“On the wall at the rear of the lot was a sign which read: MUNICIPAL EMPLOYEES AND MUNICIPAL BUSINESS ONLY PLEASE RESPECT THIS PARKING LOT.

Only in Nevada would someone ask you to respect a parking lot, Peter thought. In New York the sign would read UNATHORIZED VEHICLES WILL BE STOLEN AND THEIR OWNERS EATEN.”
Stephen King, Desperation

Markus Zusak
“There are just people going about what they always do.
Talking. Parking crooked.”
Markus Zusak, I Am the Messenger

Josh Stern
“I hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing....”
Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

Nell Zink
“So many men, so little parking.”
Nell Zink, Mislaid

Steven  Rowley
“We get in the car, and someone signals their blinker for my parking spot but I emphatically wave them away like they're after my soul and not just my parking spot. And so we sit there for twelve minutes until the meter runs out. Lily silently crawls from the passenger seat into my lap and curls up into a little ball. She lets out an enormous sigh.”
Steven Rowley, Lily and the Octopus

“Saying it to the owners of the schools and colleges: In your advertisements, without saying- “There are a.c, parking facilities etc. in our institution�, take such initiatives so that you can say, “There are playing ground, garden etc. in our institution"!”
Md. Ziaul Haque

“স্কু� � কলেজ মালিকদের বলছি� আপনাদে� বিজ্ঞাপন� "আমাদের প্রতিষ্ঠান� এস�, গাড়ি রাখা� ব্যবস্থা ইত্যাদ� আছ�" না বল�, এম� উদ্যোগ নি� যে� বলতে পারে�, "আমাদের প্রতিষ্ঠান� খেলা� মা�, বাগা� ইত্যাদ� আছ�"!”
Md. Ziaul Haque

“It is a good news that the private universities are shifting to their own campuses. But, the more vital thing is to ensure such campuses for the children's schools where there will be a field at least!”
Md. Ziaul Haque

“We should ensure such campus for the children's schools where there will be a field at least!”
Md. Ziaul Haque

“আমাদের উচিত বাচ্চাদে� স্কুলগুলোর জন্য এম� ক্যাম্পা� নিশ্চি� কর� যেখানে অন্ত� একটি মা� থাকব�!”
Md. Ziaul Haque

“বেসরকারি বিশ্ববিদ্যালয়গুল� নিজস্ব ক্যাম্পাসে যাচ্ছে এট� সুখব�! কিন্তু যেটা আর� বেশি জরুর� তা হচ্ছ� বাচ্চাদে� স্কুলগুলোর জন্য এম� ক্যাম্পা� নিশ্চি� কর� যেখানে অন্ত� একটি মা� থাকব�!”
Md. Ziaul Haque

Thomas Pynchon
“One of the sweetest fruits of victory, after sleep and looting, must be the chance to ignore no-parking signs.”
Thomas Pynchon, Gravity’s Rainbow

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Adrian Lord

“I parked it everywhere. I was, like, ‘Who put those two yellow lines there? I don’t understand.�
I was, like, ‘That space is just the right size and exactly where I want to be. I’m parking there.”
Lily Allen