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“I鈥檒l be honest, Chancellor 鈥� revenge is the motivation for over half the decrees I鈥檝e made.鈥�
鈥� Dread Empress Sanguinia II, best known for outlawing cats and being taller than her”
― ErraticErrata, So You Want to Be a Villain?

“I see I鈥檒l have to take drastic measures to ensure intelligent conversation around here.鈥�
鈥� Dread Empress Maledicta II, before having the tongues of the entire Imperial court ripped out”
― ErraticErrata, So You Want to Be a Villain?

“Now kneel, fools, and witness my ascension to GODHOOD!鈥�
鈥� Last words of Dread Empress Sinistra IV, the Erroneous”
― ErraticErrata, So You Want to Be a Villain?

“Before embarking on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for the fool and one for all those pesky relatives.鈥�
鈥� Dread Emperor Vindictive the First”
― ErraticErrata

“Never back the Praesi in a corner, son. That鈥檚 when the devil-summoning starts, and it鈥檚 all downhill from there.鈥�
-King Jehan of Callow, addressing the future King Pater the Unheeding”
― ErraticErrata, So You Want to Be a Villain?

“What say you, Empress of Praes?
Here you lie upon the blood-soaked ruins of your dominion, surrounded by the corpses of the legions that once swarmed over the world. Hundreds of thousands dead for the sake of your wretched ambition, your mad design to bring to heel the kingdoms of man. In all the history of Creation no one woman has been so wicked as you, and I will have my answer.
Why, o Empress of Ruins?鈥�
She shrugged.
鈥淲hy not?鈥�
鈥� Last lines of the 鈥淭he Fall of Empress Triumphant, First and Only of Her Name”
― ErraticErrata, So You Want to Be a Villain?

“How many Praesi does it take to change a lantern鈥檚 wick?
A legion to conquer all the candlemakers, a High Lord to sell the wicks down south and then we鈥檙e taxed for being in the dark.鈥�
鈥� Overheard in a Laure tavern”
― ErraticErrata, So You Want to Be a Villain?

“Power is mostly a matter of making the right corpses at the right time.鈥�
鈥� Dread Empress Malicia the First”
― ErraticErrata, So You Want to Be a Villain?

“Mercy might be the mark of a great man, but then so鈥檚 a tombstone.鈥�
鈥� Extract from the personal memoirs of Dread Emperor Terribilis II”
― ErraticErrata, So You Want to Be a Villain?

“Those who live by the sword kill those who don鈥檛.鈥�
鈥� Dread Emperor Vile the First”
― ErraticErrata, So You Want to Be a Villain?

“The patient knife always strikes true.鈥�
鈥� Soninke saying”
― ErraticErrata, So You Want to Be a Villain?

“Note: orc buoyancy is limited. Avoid fighting the damnable rebels near shoddily-built dams in the future.鈥�
鈥� Extract from the journal of Dread Emperor Malignant II”
― ErraticErrata, So You Want to Be a Villain?

“Threats are useless unless you have previously committed the level of violence your [sic] are threatening to use. Make examples of the enemies you cannot control so those that you can will be cowed. This is the foundation of ruling.鈥�
鈥� Extract from the personal memoirs of Dread Emperor Terribilis II”
― ErraticErrata, So You Want to Be a Villain?

“Ha! And I bet you didn鈥檛 even see it coming!鈥�
鈥� Dread Emperor Traitorous the First”
― ErraticErrata, So You Want to Be a Villain?

“I鈥檝e found that the best way to win at shatranj is usually to turn into a giant snake and tear my opponent鈥檚 throat out.鈥�
鈥� Dread Empress Vindictive III”
― ErraticErrata, So You Want to Be a Villain?

“Our doctrine is one of cost-efficiency. Any officer who believes extermination of the enemy is a valid path to victory should immediately be demoted back to the ranks.鈥�
鈥揗arshal Ranker”
― ErraticErrata, So You Want to Be a Villain?

“Funny, isn鈥檛 it? No matter what language they speak, everyone sounds the same when you pull out their fingernails.鈥�
鈥� Dread Emperor Foul III, 鈥渢he Linguist”
― ErraticErrata, So You Want to Be a Villain?

“Gaining power鈥檚 a lot like scaling a tower, Chancellor. The longer you do, the more likely you are to fall.鈥�
鈥� Dread Empress Regalia the First, before ordering her Chancellor thrown out the window”
― ErraticErrata, So You Want to Be a Villain?

“Always mistrust these three: a battle that seems won, a chancellor who smiles and a ruler calling you friend.鈥�
鈥� Extract from the personal journals of Dread Emperor Terribilis II”
― ErraticErrata, So You Want to Be a Villain?

“Victory, most fickle of friends.鈥�
-Taghreb saying”
― ErraticErrata, So You Want to Be a Villain?

“Trust is the victory of sentiment over reason.鈥�
-Extract from the personal memoirs of Dread Emperor Terribilis II”
― ErraticErrata, So You Want to Be a Villain?

“Where have all the good men gone? Graveyards, mostly.鈥�
鈥� Dread Emperor Malevolent III, the Pithy”
― ErraticErrata, So You Want to Be a Villain?

“A single strike parts a champion from a corpse.鈥�
鈥� Praesi proverb”
― ErraticErrata, So You Want to Be a Villain?

“All lessons worth learning are drenched in blood.鈥�
-Dread Empress Triumphant, First and Only of Her Name”
― ErraticErrata

“Please, do keep digging your own grave. I look forward to your splendidly inevitable demise.鈥�
鈥� Dread Emperor Benevolent the First”
― ErraticErrata, So You Want to Be a Villain?