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Quirky Humor Quotes

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Lisa Henry
“Cam shook his head. 'Do you ever listen to how much crazy shit comes out of your mouth?'

'Nope.' I hooked my fingers into his waistband and pulled him closer. 'Nobody does. That's why I remain undiagnosed.' ”
Lisa Henry, Dark Space

Aimee Bender
“The people were all busy in their cars, listening to the radio, so there was no one to smile at, so I just sent my love to the traffic lights. No one ever appreciates them, all day long, working so hard to turn red and yellow and green, right in time with us to make sure we don't crash into each other. If there was any tiny chance, even the tiniest chance, that they happened to be alive, I bet I was the first person ever to tell them they were special. You are special, I said out loud in my car, but in case they couldn't hear, I cracked my window open. "You are special," I said, to the night air.
And just like that, a green light.”
Aimee Bender, The Color Master: Stories

Nicole Schubert
“Maybe I don't care. Is that adult too? Occasionally not caring? And eating entire box of chocolate-chip ice cream sandwiches to forget you ever cared? For a few hours, then going back to caring and trying? They're SO GOOD!”
Nicole Schubert, Saoirse Berger's Bookish Lens In La La Land

Jonas Jonasson
“Julius applied the brakes just in time. The corpse fell forward and hit its forehead on an iron handle.
‘That would have been really painful if the circumstances had been a little different,� said Allan.
‘There are undoubtedly advantages to being dead,â€� said Julius.”
Jonas Jonasson

“I am a baddie, I stay up til after my bed time and reads”
Pinterest.com

Brian Spellman
“It's a typical atypical day.”
Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.