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“I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it’s a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale.
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― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“You’ll also be pleased to know that no resident has been eaten in their sleep here for almost thirty-seven years.”
― Jasper Fforde, Early Riser

“I am Orafoura, but you can call me Jarod Kintz. I’m fairly proud to proclaim that Dora J. Arod has me on her short list of “World’s worst writers.â€� The list couldn’t get any shorter, because I’m the only name on it. I should tell her to stop calling it a list, and change the title to “World’s worst writer.â€� If you’re wondering why I rate all my work one star, it’s because the rating system doesn’t have a zero star option, or better yet, go into negative numbers.”
― Orafoura

“When you pay cash for everything, your credit score becomes irrelevant.”
― Steven Magee

“When buying a portable car jump starter, know the amperage of your car battery and
buy a jump starter that has a higher amperage rating.”
― Steven Magee

“A one- or five-star rating is usually an exaggeration.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The Next Go-To Spot. The tender brisket, with a crust as perfect as praline candy, will make you want to brave the rush-hour traffic just to sample it. The sauces are smooth as silk and layered with infusions of spice. Rather than being an afterthought, the sides deserve a life of their own. Margot Salton is a sorceress, wielding her unique mastery over wood and smoke and fire.
“Wow,â€� Margot said. “That’s a damn love letter. Thanks, sugarman74.”
― Susan Wiggs, Sugar and Salt