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Satire Fiction Quotes

Quotes tagged as "satire-fiction" Showing 1-11 of 11
J. Rose Black
“If there was one thing a former sniper could do well, it was wait. Patiently. Quietly. Without a sound. Barely a movement. Just him, a quiet mind and his breath.”
J. Rose Black, Losing My Breath

J. Rose Black
“I can’t do more than this. Don’t ask me. If you ask, I’ll try and I’ll fail. You’ll end up hating me. And I’d rather die . . . than have you hate me. Or disappoint you. My own darkness, it still chips away at me.”
J. Rose Black, Losing My Breath

Merlin Franco
“Did you know? There are three major milestones in human evolution. One, the discovery of fire; two, the invention of the wheel; three, the creation of budget airlines.”
Merlin Franco, Saint Richard Parker

Merlin Franco
“. . . There are many type of humans. Look here.â€� She steeples her hands and puts her chin on top of it. “On top is white man. White man culture, very good.â€� She slides her chin down to her wrist. “Second comes Yellow man culture. Yellow also good.â€� She lifts her head and serves me a pitiful glance. “Sorry to tell you, Kumar. Other species comes only below.”
Merlin Franco, Saint Richard Parker

Merlin Franco
“I meditate fourteen hours a day—two hours out of bed and twelve hours in bed. The mortals call it sleeping, but the enlightened are awake. It’s just the body that sleeps.”
Merlin Franco, Saint Richard Parker

Merlin Franco
“The nineteen-seater Twin Otters offer three significant advantages: one, they can take off and land on the short runways common in mountainous terrains; two, they are economical to operate in low-traffic routes; three, they help people overcome claustrophobia. You have only two options—to cure yourself or jump into the woods below. And only one of those options guarantees survival.”
Merlin Franco, Saint Richard Parker

Merlin Franco
“Rule number one on a dance floor: if you see that girl who smiles for no reason, gives you boobs-pressing hugs, compliments you, and encourages you to keep on dancing, then she is an event promoter or a multilevel marketing agent”
Merlin Franco, Saint Richard Parker

Merlin Franco
“Listen to your kuya, sister. Got three type kilikili.â€� He raises his finger. “One, that kano armpit smell like butter, burger, dollar; two, that Chinese intsik one smell like noodles, siopao, yuan; three, that bumbay one bad smell like roti, curry, rupee. Next time, find a kano who smells like butter, burger, or dollar. Curry not good. Rupee also not good, ba.”
Merlin Franco, Saint Richard Parker

“If a satire breeds misconceptions, it's an effective satire. The more misconceptions, the more powerful the messages within the satire. Satire can be witty and wise, so it would behoove the reader to drop all their judgmental baggage and other distortions at the cover before entering the pages of satire.”
Jasun Ether

“Our perfect biological future is now a choice--But who gets to choose?”
J. S. Morrison

Christopher J. Stockwell
“It's fortunate I have such a huge chip on my shoulder. I'm pretty sure it's the only thing keeping my feet on the ground.”
Christopher J. Stockwell