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Science Humour Quotes

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Yoon Ha Lee
“In some universes, all possible pasts funnel towards a single fixed ending, Ω.

It you are of millenarian bent, you might call Ω Armageddon, If you are of grammatical bent, you might call it punctuation on a cosmological scale.

If you are a philosopher in such a universe, you might call Ω inevitable.”
Yoon Ha Lee, Conservation of Shadows

Stewart Stafford
“The Sun is 93 million miles from Earth. In 1610, Galileo observed sunspots on its surface, proving that the Sun was rotating and at different speeds. It also proved that you never know who's watching you.”
Stewart Stafford

“Is in vitro fertilization where you have all the fun in a glass house?”
Dr Steven Bottomley

J.H.G. Foss
“So after they'd been swindled and bamboozled by the Terrans enough times they retreated to their home planets and bolted all the doors and drew all the curtains. Terrans are tricky customers to deal with even for other humans, so a saintly robot would have had no chance.”
J. H. G. Foss