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“He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“Have you ever put finger, algea-filled lake-water, or shampoo in there? Yeah, that gets your eyes screaming in pain pretty quick, doesn't it? Unless you're using baby No More Tears shampoo, of course, in which case feel free to lather your eyeballs right on up, no worries.”
― Neil Pasricha, The Book of Awesome

“suffuse, v.

I don鈥檛 like it when you use my shampoo, because then your hair smells like me, not you.”
― David Levithan, The Lover's Dictionary

“A concept as uninviting as a shampoo cocktail.”
― David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

“Use more shampoo to know deeply about shampoo and conditioner.”
― shampootopics

“Robyn hit me with her worst: the cool, calm anger of someone who would have no problem sneaking pink hair dye into your shampoo.”
― Tiana Smith, Match Me If You Can

“We are in no position to dispute the claim that when you wash your hair, you prefer to dump fifteen bottles of lavender and poppy seed shampoo all over your scalp like some gooey shower freak.”
― Jacob Tomsky, Heads in Beds: A Reckless Memoir of Hotels, Hustles, and So-Called Hospitality