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Shite Quotes

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James Joyce
“Shite and onions!”
James Joyce, Ulysses

Karl Wiggins
“In the village there was a man whose job it was to clear up all the shit from the holes in the ground. He used to collect it in a big copper pan and walk off with it balanced on his head. Proud that he鈥檚 got a job.
All the kids run behind him and dance in front of him shouting, 鈥淪hithead! Shithead!鈥� and laughing those little African laughs.
Whenever he gets a chance he puts his hand in the shit pan on his head and flicks shit at them. They all run away laughing, but apparently, he鈥檚 quite a good aim, occasionally catching a kid right in the face with shit.
This, apparently, is a daily occurrence, and I thought it was quite a good story.”
Karl Wiggins, Gunpowder Soup

Garth Ennis
“All right, funny man. Some of the shite I've seen in the last couple o' years makes AIDS monkeys sound downright sensible.”
Garth Ennis, The Boys, Volume 9: The Big Ride