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“I try to ignore the fact that he's sprawled out next to me in all his birthday suit glory right now which totally confuses the hell out of me. What am I supposed to be doing? Should I grab onto it with both hands like a fire hose?”
― Addison Moore, Vex

“She gives me the finger and turns back around. "Did you see that?" I flinch at the gesture. "That is completely illegal in here.”
― Addison Moore, Wicked

“Ellis: "What's so funny?"

Skyla: You're funny," I say. "You look real scary. I bet your mom's proud, though." I don't know why I add that last bit, I just do.”
― Addison Moore, Wicked

“I shake my head. I don't want anything from Logan. Logan is dangerous. Handling a wholesome dairy product does not ease the effects of the malfeasance he's guilty of.”
― Addison Moore, Vex

“You didn't happen to see your future mother-in-law at that meeting today, did you?" May as well milk the effort.
"Yes, the hormonal carp was present."
"Marshall!"
"She blew me a new one, as you would say."
"She ripped you a new one," I correct. "The word blow has an entirely different meaning. I suggest you remove it from your lexicon.”
― Addison Moore, Expel

“The thought of my mother talking to me about sex makes me want to stab my eyes out with a fork, gouge even deeper and scramble my brains to prevent the conversation from ever happening.”
― Addison Moore, Ethereal

“She is INSANE," I scream, standing in the middle of Marshall's living room.
"Of course, she's insane. That would be your genealogy by the way.”
― Addison Moore, Toxic Part One

“There are two covenants that cease to exist in the Master's Kingdom - death and marriage."
"What an appropriate pairing," I muse.
"He thought so.”
― Addison Moore, Toxic Part One

“Personally." My mother digs a smile into the side of her cheek. "I'm rooting for Logan."

Logan produces a grin that suggests he's the cat that ate the canary, and suddenly I'm feeling rather canary-ish.”
― Addison Moore, Toxic Part One

“Drake comes over and sits on the arm of the couch, a Landon no-no. Figures. Drake can knock girls up, deform the furniture and no one says boo. What the hell did I ever do?”
― Addison Moore, Expel

“What do you love?"
"You for doing this - you in general. Chocolate, sushi, malt shakes. All things I'm highly deficient in at the moment. Well, other than you."
"What do you hate?"
"Chloe and clowns. Come to think of it, Chloe is a clown.”
― Addison Moore, Toxic Part One

“Hell - you'll be lucky to join the circus!"
"I don't need to join the circus." Ethan stretches his arms to the sky, bored with the entire situation. "I live with you, don't I?"
"He so got Tad there," I whisper.”
― Addison Moore, Toxic Part One

“Chloe Bishop took an ax and gave Skanky Skyla forty whacks. And when she saw what she had done, she gave her family forty-one."
A tingle of fear rises through my spine as Chloe cackles her way into Ethan's bedroom.

Chloe Bishop is certifiably insane.
And dear God Almighty - I do believe she's going to kill us all.”
― Addison Moore, Toxic Part One

“There will be no slandering of celestial beings. I've warned you on countless occasions."
"If said celestial beings weren't spreading celestial rumors, perhaps I wouldn't be moved to wrench celestial balls.”
― Addison Moore, Toxic Part One

“Right. Like I'm going to lose my freaking mind and hop right down the demonic bunny trail with Marshall so he can paw me every chance he gets.”
― Addison Moore, Toxic Part One

“We could call him Gynecological Gage or Assman - AssHOLE - take your pick.”
― Addison Moore, Toxic Part One

“Rockaway? That's my special place with Gage - was anyway. Now it'll 'forever' be marked with gluttony and vomit - sounds about right.”
― Addison Moore, Toxic Part One

“Breast milk is big business." My mother uses my sarcasm as a springboard for her insanity. "We should consider opening a shop that caters to that market. We can call it 'The Milk Bar' or 'Mother's Milk'."

...Ethan slaps his hand on the counter. "We can have ice cream made from that shit." He nods into my mother, stony faces, as if he didn't just let an expletive fly.”
― Addison Moore, Toxic Part One

“The only thing that frightens me, Chloe, is that you keep lessening the six degrees of separation in our lives.”
― Addison Moore, Toxic Part One