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“There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.â€� As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.”
― Adam Rex

“This is exciting," said J.Lo. "We are sneaky agent men, like Bond James Bond."
"I don't know where you pick this stuff up.”
― Adam Rex, The True Meaning of Smekday