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“All boys are swines. They snog you and dump you. Or lick your face. Or put bats in your mouth.”
― Louise Rennison, A Midsummer Tights Dream

“Girls seemed to be blessed with a natural skill and aptitude for kissing. Where on earth did they learn this? My first introduction to this was at one class Christmas party. We had decided to play 'spin the bottle' and when my turn came I got to kiss a delightful, kind and pretty girl called Joyce. She planted a real good one on me.”
― David Hayes, What Has He Done Now?: Tales from a North West Childhood in the 60s and Early 70s

“I whispered to Jas, "I hope they haven't got a cat," and she said, "Don't you mean a dog?" and I said, "Have you met Angus?”
― Louise Rennison, Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging