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“What makes you think it was your sperm? My sperm is obviously the dominant sperm. My sperm told your sperm to get to the back of line. The boy will have black hair and green eyes.â€�
Sam shook his head. “I bet my sperm listens to your sperm just about as good as I listen to you. My sperm is also very impatient. It ran to that egg. Little Sam is gonna be a handful.”
― Sophie Oak, Siren in the City

“That life is far too short to waste on grudges. Love does not come along often. When it does, you can’t throw it away because it isn’t perfect.”
― Sophie Oak, Siren Beloved

“What’s up with all these guys not realizing they’re bisexual? Here’s the clue, buddy, when you’re around another dude and you get a hard-on, you might be bi.”
― Sophie Oak, Siren Beloved

“You’ve seen the movies. Bad guy always comes back.”
― Sophie Oak, Siren Beloved

“The wedding ring she’s wearing is collar enough,â€� Jack bit out. “I know. I put it on her finger. You can see that fucking diamond from space.”
― Sophie Oak, Siren in the City

“Excuse me. What did you say to me? For your information Danielle, the stick up my ass has served me well over the years. I will not be removing it, but I might have something to shove up yours when you return from class.”
― Sophie Oak, Siren Beloved

“Max felt his eye twitching. He knew he should be yelling, but his limbs wouldn’t move. This was what it felt like to be paralyzed with rage. Yes, he was going to do it. He was going to finally go utterly psychotic and prove the whole town right. He was going to walk over to those arrogant assholes and take the first one apart. Then he’d beat the other one to death with his dead brother’s leg. He looked to his own brother. Rye would save him from his towering rage. Rye would have calming words. Rye would talk him down.
Rye’s face was red as he pointed at the young cowboys. “You, kill now, Max.”
― Sophie Oak, Three to Ride

“This was taken when my brother was last on leave. My mom’s new boyfriend took it. Now there’s an insane person. Well, he’s from the next town over. Everyone in that freaking town is butt-fuck crazy. I’m totally moving there one day.”
― Sophie Oak, Siren Beloved

“Thanks, babe. It takes true talent to get your ass whipped.”
― Sophie Oak, Siren Beloved

“I don’t think about that day the crazy lady tried to shoot Abby but got you instead. It was an awful day. When it does cross my mind, I turn it around and think about something nice, like Abby’s pussy. I just take a deep breath and picture it in my mind. It’s my happy place.”
― Sophie Oak, Siren in the City

“I’m a nice person. I give money to starving babies and properly tip my hairdresser. Why am I the one everyone tries to kill?”
― Sophie Oak, Siren Beloved

“Did not. My stubbornness doesn’t even own a gun. My stubbornness is a pacifist.”
― Sophie Oak, Siren Beloved

“Those big green eyes were even bigger than usual as she stared at the two of them. For a moment, she looked like a kid who’d found the last cupcake on the planet.”
― Sophie Oak, Three to Ride

“I’ve been fully instructed. I’m to hold you if you cry and rub some salve into your butt so it doesn’t sting anymore. I am not to play with your boobs.â€�
Jack sent his brother a stern look.
“Or anything else,â€� Lucas concluded with a gulp. “I can pat your back and try really hard not to get an erection.”
― Sophie Oak, Siren in the City

“Hey, it’s totally masculine. It’s cowboy butt sex.”
― Sophie Oak, Siren Beloved

“Daddy, Momma! I made a friend. His name is Ike, and he ain’t got no tail because they chopped it off, but Aidan didn’t cop it off. Tourists chopped it off. But then Aiden went and fought the tourist. I hope we don’t get no tourists here. We would have to hide all the dogs.”
― Sophie Oak, Siren Beloved

“It’s just a little guy-liner,”
― Sophie Oak, Siren in the City

“Look, when I’m here, I don’t have to think. I don’t have to worry. I don’t even have to be me if I don’t want to. That came out wrong. I don’t have to be the me I have to be all day.”
― Sophie Oak, Siren Beloved

“Not that you’ll have any fun. I know my safe word, and I intend to use it.”
― Sophie Oak, Siren Beloved