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“As a rule of thumb, it was always safer if the Commander-in-Chief formulated a risky plan.”
― Forced Mate
― Forced Mate

“His words thrummed in, deep, imprinting themselves on her very deepest, deepest, deep bits.
“I believe I am your destiny. You are mine, as I am yours. We shall be one. So one that your air will be mine, your scent mine, your blood will fill my veins, your soul and my soul will entwine together forever. Everything about you, mine.�
Wow. “Those little china animals on my mantelpiece?�
“M¾±²Ô±ð.&°ù»å±ç³Ü´Ç;
― Squirm: Virgin Captive of the Billionaire Biker Tentacle Monster
“I believe I am your destiny. You are mine, as I am yours. We shall be one. So one that your air will be mine, your scent mine, your blood will fill my veins, your soul and my soul will entwine together forever. Everything about you, mine.�
Wow. “Those little china animals on my mantelpiece?�
“M¾±²Ô±ð.&°ù»å±ç³Ü´Ç;
― Squirm: Virgin Captive of the Billionaire Biker Tentacle Monster

“I love Italy. For hundreds of years, if not centuries, the people of italy (Italians) have been living here." [Audrey's insight]”
― Audrey Gordon's Tuscan Summer
― Audrey Gordon's Tuscan Summer

“...if you can't find any grappa, half a cup of cough medicine should achieve similar results." [Audrey's advice]”
― Audrey Gordon's Tuscan Summer
― Audrey Gordon's Tuscan Summer

“I can fly around the world in one night. I can wink and go up a chimney in a split second. I can be in 500 shopping malls on the same weekend. I can even fit enough gifts for the entire world into one tiny sleigh pulled by eight tiny reindeer, but I CANNOT FIX THIS CONFOUNDED COMPUTER!”
― Cattywampus Christmas
― Cattywampus Christmas
“The chilling atmosphere of the secluded old mansion on the mountaintop was enough to give anyone the creeps. Given the choice, Nelie would rather live in a trailer park or a tree trunk but, alas, living in the old mansion had been her childhood dream.
She had other dreams but those were about naked men and winning the lottery and finding a word that rhymed with eggshell.
from Love in the Time of Rising Gas Prices”
―
She had other dreams but those were about naked men and winning the lottery and finding a word that rhymed with eggshell.
from Love in the Time of Rising Gas Prices”
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