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“You can be a natural athlete with terrible work habits, and that ends up wasting your gifts.”
― Vernon Davis, Playing Ball: Life Lessons from My Journey to the Super Bowl and Beyond

“Do you understand what I'm saying?"
shouted Moist. "You can't just go around killing people!"
"Why Not? You Do." The golem lowered his arm.
"What?" snapped Moist. "I do not! Who told you that?"
"I Worked It Out. You Have Killed Two Point Three Three Eight People," said the golem calmly.
"I have never laid a finger on anyone in my life, Mr Pump. I may be鈥撯€� all the things you know I am, but I am not a killer! I have never so much as drawn a sword!"
"No, You Have Not. But You Have Stolen, Embezzled, Defrauded And Swindled Without Discrimination, Mr Lipvig. You Have Ruined Businesses And Destroyed Jobs. When Banks Fail, It Is Seldom Bankers Who Starve. Your Actions Have Taken Money From Those Who Had Little Enough To Begin With. In A Myriad Small Ways You Have Hastened The Deaths Of Many. You Do Not Know Them. You Did Not See Them Bleed. But You Snatched Bread From Their Mouths And Tore Clothes From Their Backs. For Sport, Mr Lipvig. For Sport. For The Joy Of The Game.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

“Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose”
― Winston S. Churchill

“Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That鈥檚 hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic.”
― Jessica Park, Flat-Out Love

“Yes, yes, I know all the jokes. What else could I have expected at Highbury? But I went to Chelsea and to Tottenham and to Rangers, and saw the same thing: that the natural state of a football fan is bitter disappointment, no matter what the score.”
― Nick Hornby, Fever Pitch

“I can鈥檛 believe I鈥檝e missed this sport. It鈥檚 all about fingering holes and caressing balls.”
― K.A. Mitchell, Bad Boyfriend

“I am not designed to come second
or third, I am designed
to win.”
― Ayrton Senna

“Tennis is the loneliest sport”
― Andre Agassi

“The minute you hesitate you are in trouble.”
― Steve Waugh

“As you travel around medieval England you will come across a sport described by some contemporaries as 'abominable ... more common, undignified and worthless than any other game, rarely ending but with some loss, accident or disadvantage to the players themselves'. This is football.”
― Ian Mortimer, The Time Traveller's Guide to Medieval England: A Handbook for Visitors to the Fourteenth Century

“Philosophy is not a spectator sport.”
― Nigel Warburton, Philosophy: The Essential Study Guide

“Il segreto pi霉 profondo di Olimpia 猫 racchiuso in quest'unica nota cristallina: lottare 猫 un gioco, vivere 猫 un gioco, morire 猫 un gioco; profitti e perdite non sono che distinzioni passeggere, ma il gioco pretende tutte le nostre forze, e la sorte accetta, come posta, unicamente i nostri cuori.”
― Marguerite Yourcenar, Pellegrina e straniera

“ 鈥淪hut up!鈥� I say, laughing hysterically. Alice transforms back to an inanimate jade piece as I toss her. My aim is off and she plops into Morpheus鈥檚 tea, splattering him and the chessboard.
With a graceful sweep of his hand, he retracts his magic. Tea drizzles down his face as his inky eyes turn up to mine, alight with something both dangerous and daring, shifting moods faster than I can blink.
鈥淐areful, plum.鈥� It鈥檚 his deep cockney accent now. He wipes his face with a napkin. 鈥淒on鈥檛 start something you have no intention of finishing.鈥�
鈥淥h, I鈥檒l finish it,鈥� I say鈥攕purred by the dark confidence fluttering at the edge of my psyche. The side of me that knows I鈥檓 his match in every way. 鈥淎nd you know I鈥檒l win.鈥� I rise from my chair to scope out the room for weapons, vaguely aware of the prisms of glittery light reflected off my skin onto the surroundings.
鈥淚 know I鈥檒l let you win,鈥� Morpheus says, standing up. 鈥淚 won鈥檛 even put up a fight.鈥� His white-toothed smile spans to something forebodingly provocative, as though mimicking the spread of his wings. 鈥淲ell, perhaps a small one, just for sport.鈥� ”
― A.G. Howard, Ensnared

“Why couldn't Rachel be a little more specific about the type of person she was? Goodness knew; if she were a hippie I'd talk to her about her drug experiences, the zodiac, tarot cards. If she were left-wing I'd look miserable, hate Greece, and eat baked beans straight from the tin. If she were the sporty type I'd play her at... chess and backgammon and things.”
― Martin Amis, The Rachel Papers

“George Orwell famously described international sport as 'war minus the shooting'. But for all Orwell's greatness as a thinker, this was one of his least felicitous lines, analogous to 'murder minus the death' or 'life minus the breathing'.”
― Gideon Haigh

“I believe hurling is the best of us, one of the greatest and most beautiful expressions of what we can be. For me that is the perspective that death and loss cast on the game. If you could live again you would hurl more, because that is living. You'd pay less attention to the rows and the mortgage and the car and all the daily drudge. Hurling is our song and our verse, and when I walk in the graveyard in Cloyne and look at the familiar names on the headstones I know that their ownders would want us to hurl with more joy and more exuberance and more (as Frank Murphy used to tell us) abandon than before, because life is shorter than the second half of a tournament game that starts at dusk.”
― D贸nal 脫g Cusack, Come What May

“Who but the sports-mad [Norman] Mailer would liken the battle between God and the Devil to a game of American football? The contest, for sure, has with [sic] own laws (so that after God and the Devil 'tackle a guy, they don't kick him in the head'), but each side is not above cheating鈥攚ith God breaking the rules occasionally by throwing in 'a miracle'. Strangely, Mailer doesn鈥檛 mention Jesus in this agonising analogy, but then the notion of the 'super-sub' may be an image too far even for him.”
― Christopher Hitchens

“Just remember, the difference between being good versus being great is just a few points, inches, or seconds.”
― Bruce H. Jackson

“Part of the art of bowling spin is to make the batsman think something special is happening when it isn't.”
― Shane Warne

“Les h茅morragies c茅r茅brales sont moins fr茅quentes chez les amateurs et les joueurs de football que chez le reste de la population. Les cerveaux aussi.”
― Pierre Desproges

“Archie Henderson has won no awards, written no books and never played any representative sport. He was an under-11 tournament-winning tennis player as a boy, but left the game when he discovered rugby where he was one of the worst flyhalves he can remember. This did not prevent him from having opinions on most things in sport.

His moment of glory came in 1970 when he predicted鈥攃orrectly as it turned out鈥攖hat Griquas would beat the Blue Bulls (then still the meekly named Noord-Transvaal) in the Currie Cup final. It is something for which he has never been forgiven by the powers-that-be at Loftus. Archie has played cricket in South Africa and India and gave the bowling term military medium a new and more pacifist interpretation. His greatest ambition was to score a century on Llandudno beach before the tide came in.”
― Archie Henderson

“Une civilisation sans la Science, ce serait aussi absurde qu'un poisson sans bicyclette.”
― Pierre Desproges

“... and Brian Dooher is down injured. And while he is, I'll tell ye a little story. I was in Times Square in New York last week, and I was missing the Championship back home. So I approached a newsstand and I said 'I suppose you wouldn't have the Kerryman would you?' To which the Egyptian man behind the counter replied 'do you want the North Kerry edition or the South Kerry edition?'. He had both, so I bought both. And Dooher is back on his feet...”
― M铆che谩l 脫 Muircheartaigh

“There is nothing so momentary as a sporting achievement, and nothing so lasting as the memory of it.”
― Greg Dening

“Voila bien la diff茅rence entre le singe et le footballeur. Le premier a trop de mains ou pas assez de pieds pour s'abaisser 脿 jouer au football.”
― Pierre Desproges

“K枚rperliche Ert眉chtigung ist sehr n眉tzlich, aber das geistige Training ist ebenso wichtig.”
― Dalai Lama XIV

“I lost count of the number of referees who came to me both at Derby and Forest and said, 'I'd just like to express my thanks. I love matches involving your team. We never have any trouble with them.”
― Brian Clough, Cloughie: Walking on Water

“Thus every individual category is subject to contamination, substitution is possible between any sphere and any other: there is a total confusion of types. Sex is no longer located in sex itself, but elsewhere - everywhere else, in fact. Politics is no longer restricted to the political sphere, but infects every sphere economics, science, art, sport ... Sport itself, meanwhile, is no longer located in sport as such, but instead in business, in sex, in politics, in the general style of performance. All these domains are affected by sport's criteria of 'excellence', effort and record-breaking, as by its childish notion of self-transcendence. Each category thus passes through a phase transition during which its essence is diluted in homeopathic doses, infinitesimal relative to the total solution, until it finally disappears, leaving a trace so small as to be indiscernible, like the 'memory of water' .”
― Jean Baudrillard, The Transparency of Evil: Essays in Extreme Phenomena

“In a spornographic age it鈥檚 no longer enough for the male body to be presented to us by consumerism as merely attractive, or desiring to be desired, as it was in the early days of nakedly narcissistic male metrosexuality. This masculine coquettish-ness, pleasing as it is, no longer offers an intense enough image. Or provokes enough lust. It鈥檚 just not very shocking or arousing any more. In fact, it鈥檚 just too鈥� normal. To get our attention these days the sporting male body has to promise us nothing less than an immaculately groomed, waxed and pumped gang-bang in the showers.”
― Mark Simpson

“Berlari membuat dirimu senang.
Jangan senang dulu, baru berlari.
Kau balik paradigma mindsetmu.”
― Toba Beta