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“I need to go marry my wife, so I can beat her to death.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“I like to kill new things.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Through the dark night chasing the morning light
That headlight streaming white through the night”
― Richard L. Ratliff

“That guy's got a degree in 'Fuck Fox0r”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“I now pronounce you all dead as fuck. You may now suck my dick”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Pie is the future.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Let's go loot this piece of shit, here.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“I've never been molested by a goat.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“There's three constants in life: death, taxes, and Dr. Wily.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“I like dogshit games. You can quote me on that.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“To turn yourself into an image is to expose your daily life, your misfortunes, your desires and your possibilities. It is to have no secrets left. Never to tire of expressing yourself,
speaking, communicating. To be readable at every moment, overexposed to the glare of the information media (like the woman who appears live twenty-four hours a day on the
Internet, showing the tiniest details of her life).”
― Jean Baudrillard, The Intelligence of Evil or the Lucidity Pact

“It is my expectation that wireless WiFi streaming of movies on airplanes will increase the rates of illness and disease in pilots, cabin crew and frequent fliers.”
― Steven Magee

“I advise people, even healthy ones, to avoid flying, as I consider the high radiation environment of hundreds of wireless streaming movie devices to be hazardous to long term human health.”
― Steven Magee

“Having watched the development of electronics since the 1970’s, some things have surprised me: 1. Miniaturization. 2. Low purchase costs. 3. Disposable products. 4. Screen sizes. 5. Plastic cases. 6. Long battery lives. 7. The cover-up of the biologically harmful aspects of electro-magnetic interference (EMI) exposures. 8. The prevalence of computers inside products. 9. Streaming internet television. 10. The extensive adoption of wireless cellular, Wi-Fi and Bluetooth products.”
― Steven Magee

“How many dicks does a man have to suck to get a penguin dab around here?”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“4 months and I outlive Jesus!”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Skeletons ain't shit, but hoes and tricks”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Why did I just try to roll up his asshole? That's not a strategy!”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“And you thought women were the only backstabbers...well, you were wrong, Club Man!”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“There is no way I'm parrying that shit, dude. You really think I could parry that? I could try. I could try. I'll get my dick smashed in, but I could try.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“It's personal now. It's personal between me and Sir Clubbington.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Fuck that guy's couch. I'm just going to get my 7,000 souls and saying sayonara to that dude.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Okay, now we just run and hope we don't get a skeleton army of 10,000,000 people behind us here...and I'm pretty sure we are. I can hear them coming behind us.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Torrent357, what is up? Welcome to the Aarosphere. Thank you for joining us. Hope you had the pleasure of watching me get a club smashed through my dick right there. If not, just continue to hang out and I'm sure you'll see it again here in a second ... Cash, why don't you go ahead and help him feel at home while I stand there and almost get cold-clocked to death.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Havel's a little bitch and he needs to die, cause there's only one king of this forest and he doesn't have a granite club. He's got a tiki skirt and a whole shit load of resolve. Let's go.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“That Greta Thunberg chick's gonna be a crazy ass fuck in the bedroom when she gets older. Can you imagine? I can see it now: 'Choke me while you throw that plastic straw in the gutter over there and fuck me like you hate the polar bears of the Great Arctic White North, you insolent piece of shit man who ruined my childhood!”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“I'm not a fan of time a lot of the time...wow, maybe I should appreciate it more. It made this sentence possible.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“I've never been more excited to murder my wife.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“To get views, you'll keep on going even though you know it's wrong; you choose unscrupulous methods even when you know the consequences. Despite knowing full well the pain your actions will bring to others, you have no qualms about exploiting it for attention because you're not the one getting hurt.”
― Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou, The Husky and His White Cat Shizun: Erha He Ta De Bai Mao Shizun (Novel) Vol. 1

“Se conocieron como lo hacían los niños con intereses muy de nicho en los dos mil: en el chat de videojuegos que quemaban el ordenador y con la constante advertencia de sus padres de que no hablasen con extraños en internet.”
― Eli Macías, Entre amigos no se juega así